Race Doesn't Matter
This year, the original King Kong celebrates its 75th anniversary, and thanks to Turner Classic Movies (the most watched channel here at Slant), I finally saw it last night. I spent half of the duration of the film amused (literally laughing out loud at Robert Armstrong's over-the-top performance and ridiculous dialogue, Kong's pearly-white grin, the T. rex's wrestling finesse, and the agile, water-friendly, man-eating Brontosaurus) and, having never read a single piece of criticism about the film, I spent the other half horrified at its blatant racism. To be fair, the film's special effects are an astounding achievement for 1933, but Old Hollywood's racial sensitivity—not so much.
I arrive only slightly less belatedly to the controversy surrounding the latest cover of Vogue magazine, on which NBA star LeBron James and supermodel Gisele Bündchen, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, pose as King Kong and Fay Wray. In case there's any skepticism about whether it was intentional or not, here's a side-by-side comparison that's been circulating the Internets:

If there's any sort of timely political commentary here, it's clearly lost on Gisele.
In other racially sensitive news, Absolut Vodka is pulling a Mexican ad that depicts a map of North America circa 1847 in which Mexico's border swallows up nearly half of the United States. Naturally, complaints and threats of a boycott from sensitive U.S. citizens ensued. Because, you know, we took their land fair and square and Mexicans should just shut the fuck up about it. They're hurting our feelings. According to Reuters, one wounded blogger with nothing better to do and plenty of gas money to burn wrote: "I have poured the remainder of my Absolut bottles down the sink." Somewhere, a hobo weeps.

Consolers of the Critical

The statement in the press release regarding the new Raconteurs album, Consolers of the Lonely, was telling in its word choice—the album's quick recording-to-release turnaround was designed so no one party would have the "upper hand"—but the quote wasn't attributed directly to Jack White. I assumed it came from him because it's consistent with his twitchiness and his authenticity fetish, but I suppose it's irrelevant exactly who made the statement; what's significant about it is the hardline defensiveness it reflects.
While I can't say that it's an attitude that's entirely on point with regard to the broad critical community (the underlying competition among the most high profile music blogs to stay several months ahead of an arbitrarily defined curve, which I would speculate is the source of defensiveness here, really came to a head during the pre-release hype for Clap Your Hands Say Yeah's first album and has only been scrutinized further thanks to Black Kids and Vampire Weekend), I also can't say that it's entirely unfounded. There is a definite impulse, as Ann Powers wrote in the Los Angeles Times last week, to be first, and a corresponding empowerment that accompanies it: Whether or not any one writer wants to admit to it, I like the idea that one of my reviews may have an impact on even one of the few people who read them.
At least for me, though, the more salient point that Powers makes is that good criticism is about furthering a conversation, about why a particular piece of work is enduring, how historical and cultural changes influence our perceptions of artistic value, or how something fits into a broader context (and the phrase "the context mafia" is dead-on). Criticism, when done well, isn't just a matter of approving or disapproving of something, or of building "hype" for the explicit purpose of riding out the even-more-fun backlash a few months later. What the situation with the Raconteurs does, then, is expose exactly where the machinery breaks down: Writers feel increasing pressure from the PR side to have a statement (preferably a good one) ahead of release date, with the hopes that enough good "buzz" might somehow translate into better sales. Artists like the Raconteurs and Trent Reznor, however, feel that there's something inherently dishonest with that process, in that it isn't about contextualizing their work but is, instead, about music writers comparing dick size. Neither party, in this case, is wrong.
That said, I do think it's worth noting—which Powers doesn't—that there are far more instances of artists who have been the subject of significant "hype" within the critics' community whose albums (both those that seemed commercially viable, like Anniemal or Arular, in addition to hard-sells like I Am a Bird Now) that have moved literally tens of units on their release dates. Anyone looking at music writers, either the print or online varieties, and their hype or their backlash as some kind of arbiter of broad-based influence is misguided.
Personally, it's a tough balance. I like to think it would be easier were I not also juggling a full-time "real" job and grad school, but I can't say for certain that it would be. I try to stick to street-date deadlines, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't rather spend an extra two weeks on most everything that I review to see if I have something more substantive to say about an album like, to pick one at random, the Punch Brothers' Punch. To a similar end, I'd also be in favor of doing away with star ratings altogether; I'm already on record about how I feel about Ebert and his thumb and the set of expectations that go along with them. And I think the Raconteurs' position reflects not only a reasonably well-justified defensiveness, but that same judgmental-thumbs perspective of what a good deal of current "criticism" offers: a consumer guide that doesn't have a whole lot to do with the content or the context of what's supposed to be art. If they're rejecting that, I can't say that I blame them.
Rex Watch: Miami Vice

Above: Rex Reed, dangerously close to
an extra's exposed breast on the set of
Myra Breckinridge.
Two weeks ago blogger Josh Horowitz reported that Rex Reed managed to get his legs caught in-between seats at a Miami Vice press screening. This week, in his coverage of the film for The New York Observer, the On the Town columnist writes that Gong Li "looks great in spaghetti straps, but you can't understand a word she says." This is odd given both Scott Foundas's puzzling disclosure in his review of the film for The Village Voice that the actress speaks "far more convincing English than in Memoirs of a Geisha" and Reed's own fondness for Memoirs of a Geisha, which would suggest that he has a working understanding and respect for Engrish. A source, who brought the racist Reed's latest faux pas to my attention, says, "He should get his ass out of the Dakota more—or at least spend some time in Yoko Ono's apartment."
Selling Out to the Lexicon of Mr. and Mrs. Smith

A pestilence is running rampant at The New York Times and it's spreading like wild fire. This week in the paper's film section, Stephen Holden drops "Mr. Lucas" in his review of Coastlines, Jeanette Catsoulis refers to the makers of Long Knives Out and La Tropical as "Mr. Dashuk" and "Mr. Turnley," respectively, and A.O. Scott gives everyone the mister-misses treatment in his review of The Break-Up. It gets worse from there: Manohla Dargis's review of The Cult of the Suicide Bomber and Nathan Lee's write-up of Slavoh Zizek: The Reality of the Virtual are difficult to read given their suffocating air of faux propriety. (I suppose we should be grateful that Lee's review of the very hip District B13 wasn't similarly castrated.) Save for insomniac-fav Holden, these are some of the most exciting and readable writers the paper has ever seen, and yet their reviews are becoming impossible to get through. These writers are not to blame (readers of Reverse Shot, L.A. Weekly, The New York Sun, and Salon know as much), only the paper's stylebook. Dargis, one of my favorite writers when she was at L.A. Weekly, is being made to read a whole lot like Margaret Dumont sounds in all those films she did with the Marx Brothers, and it's not just me who's picking up this signal. (Yesterday, I had to dispel a fellow Newfest associate's misconception of the woman as a prune.) As writers, we expect our work to be altered for clarity, not distorted in such a wholesale fashion for dubious affect. This colossal show of forced-upon dishonesty, like making a raver dress up for a black-and-white ball, gives a very wrong impression of a writer's aesthetic. The namby-pamby editors at The New York Times are stripping personalities of their vibrant, provocative essence, as if they were cloning a cult of snobs to pander to an elite demographic averse to diversity.
Too Grimm For Words
If Rex Reed were a real critic he'd care about enriching our connection to movies and bringing unknown works to our attention—instead, he shows off his privilege every week in the pages of the New York Observer and repeatedly confirms that the only movies he's interested in seeing are the ones that complement his rich lifestyle (or ones that he's getting paid to review). For example, Reed kick starts his glowing praise of Asylum and The Constant Gardener in the August 15th issue of the New York Observer with talk about the "trade winds on sandy beaches" and the "lobsters from Maine" that lure him to his summer home every year—trade winds so intoxicating and lobsters so delicious only smutty, high-minded, and insensitive indies starring foxy It-listers could make him haul ass into the city. Reed's is the first review of Constant Gardener that I've read and it already confirms that snooty liberals like Reed will take to the film like flies to rotting meat. What with Meirelles's flamboyant exaggeration of a serious global issue and the means by which the story's ethnic plight takes a backseat to its central white romance, this gaudy political circus belongs with the likes of crap like Monster's Ball, Crash, and House of Sand and Fog—an increasingly troublesome genre of disingenuous provocations about race that aim directly for a predominantly white audience's liberal guilt. Armond White, in his review of Life of David Gale, summed up what's wrong with these kinds of movies: "It's hilarious irony that Parker has a reporter lamenting, 'Blacks and Latinos are more likely to receive the death penalty than whites,' while this movie proves a different bias: that whites are more likely to have Hollywood glorify their plight, even if it means cooking up a convoluted, implausible plot."
Excoriated?
This week in the New York Press, Armond White writes a groovy appreciative essay about the Kino DVD set Avant-Garde: Experimental Cinema of the 1920s and '30s, fascinatingly making a case for Steven Spilelberg's War of the Worlds as an avant-garde experience: "Are we still alive?" That's the unexpectedly avant-garde moment in Spielberg's War of the Worlds. It's when the film steps beyond the simple conventions of genre filmmaking (a sci-fi flick about an invasion from Mars) and expresses our very contemporary concern with survival." Then he has to go on and ruin the mood by saying this: "Lack of avant-garde spirit may explain why both directors are misunderstood, why Michael Mann's visually and conceptually fuzzy Collateral wins acclaim while the sober, visionary War of the Worlds is excoriated." The way Armond talks about these two films you'd think he was comparing Citizen Kane to From Justin to Kelly. Reality check, Armond: Just because Salon gave War of the Worlds a pan doesn't mean the film has been raked over the coals by the collective film community. Metacritic reveals that War of the Worlds has a higher metascore than Collateral so I'm assuming someone at The New York Times, Entertainment Weekly, The Voice or The New Yorker (the only four papers I get the sense Armond ever reads) must have crapped on the film. Methinks Armond ascribes to the very notion he seems to reject in his review: "With the idea of the avant-garde now relegated to the effete and obscure, it is impossible for some people to recognize the ingenuity in cinema like Spielberg's." Believing War of the Worlds and love for the film to be obscure apparently validates his own affections for it. That's Armond for you: Always wanting to be different, even when everyone is on the same page.
It's French To Me
In the years I spent flipping through NYU school bulletins not once did I see XXX.6666 Annoyingly Incorporating French Idioms Into Film Criticism Only People Who Speak French Will Be Able To Understand anywhere on the curriculum. Anyone who writes film criticism (at least the "serious" kind), or reads it on a semi-regular basis, probably knows exactly what I'm talking about here. I know my writers do, because some of them are guilty of doing this too.
In this week's We-Love-Last Days issue of The Village Voice, some Random French Word (RFW) seems to appear in half the paper's articles. I don't take issue with the use of "déjà vu" and "musique concrete"—the former has fully absorbed itself into the American vernacular and the latter is a popular enough style of music that Robert Christagu can use it without meriting a punch in the neck—but this gives me the willies: Joshua Clover, who says he dislikes Gus Van Sant for the same reason he hates David Lynch ("Everyone I meet at parties loves them and, worse, expects me to love them too, which is to say, loving them is part of the rules about being a certain kind of person"), uses the word "auto-da-fé" in his article "All Van Sant's Cowboys Get the Blues" so casually he might as well be talking about a piece of pie. You know what I dislike, Joshua? People I meet at parties who talk to their friends in a language they know the people in the direct vicinity can't understand.
From the e-pages of Slant Magazine to Film Comment there seems to be no stopping the RFW from making its way into reviews, and sometimes I wonder, "Why French?" Why not Russian or German? (No offense to schadenfreude, which has been making incredible gains in the last few of years.) On page 61 of the July/August issue of Film Comment, Phillip Lopate writes this about Battle in Heaven: "The real battle is between the director's exciting filmmaking gifts and his tiresomely immature épater la bourgeoisie stunts." (Wow, Phil, that's exactly what I was thinking!). Six pages later, Nathan Lee has this to say about his Cannes experience: "I had to reflect on that for a while before crediting her with sniffing out le mot juste." (Guess I can't go to Cannes next year because I'll be too busy reflecting on the meaning of this sentence.) At least Lee is being ironic. But seriously, folks: Being in France at the time that you write your article does not give you a free pass to blow your pretentious load, just as going to a rave in Ibiza doesn't mean you can pronounce the name of the city as if you were Castilian but still say all the other Spanish words in your mental database as if you were a redneck.
I say all of this having absolutely nothing against The Voice and Film Comment (I've written for the former and I read every issue of the latter from front to back), or any of the writers who write for them (many of whom are great and their intelligence and insight sometimes makes me want to hang up the skates), but what do critics in alt-weekly circles look to achieve with the RFW? Is it to give props to the ghosts of Cahiers du Cinema writers past or to show off that they got beyond French I in high school? I've learned to accept that a thesaurus is sometimes necessary when reading reviews, but when was a French/English dictionary (or Alta Vista Babel Fish) necessary as well? Either way, it's fucking annoying and if ya'll don't stop, I'm going to start my own trend: the Random Spanish Word (RSW). I mean, think of the possibilities and potential for mass confusion:
"It's not long before se descubre el pastel and you begin to miss the minimalist political paranoia of The Parallax View and even Three Days of the Condor, films that don't spell out everything for their audience or assume no está el horno para bollos."
On that note, happy (belated) Bastille Day everyone!
I'm Not Racist, My Best Friend is Korean
Clockwise: Chase Mishkin, Jay Harris, Marge Champion,
Rex Reed and Not Kimchi.
No doubt strong-armed by his editors at the New York Observer, "On the Town" columnist Rex Reed manages a backhanded apology for anyone who may have been offended by his Oldboy comments several weeks back. And now it's time for a breakdown:
"Finally, a word about Korea. A few weeks ago, in my broadside against the gory Korean movie schlockfest Oldboy, I apparently raised the hackles of several readers who objected to the way I mentioned the Korean film industry and the fermented Korean national dish called kimchi in the same sentence."
"Apparently"? Rex, darling, the jury has not only convened but it sentenced you weeks ago! There is no doubt here: you are guilty, guilty, guilty!
"I’m not an admirer of political correctness in first-person byline opinion writing…"
Clearly.
"…but that doesn’t make me a racist…"
No, of course it doesn't.
"…so if I inadvertently offended anyone who misinterpreted my humor, I apologize."
Oh, come here you big lug! We all have our bad days!
"I like Koreans."
Oy vey!
"In truth…"
No, Rex, don't do it…I beg you…don't tell us your best friend is black!
"…I have probably spent more time in Korea than any of the irate letter-writers currently bombarding me."
And Matt Drudge isn't a homophobe because he likes to spend time inside other men.
"I even lived there for several months while making a movie called Inchon! with Laurence Olivier, Jacqueline Bisset, Ben Gazzara, Richard Roundtree and Toshiro Mifune."
Rex, honestly, are we supposed to take you seriously as a connoisseur of good cinema and exotic food if you insist on reminding us that your propensity for picking good material is as regrettable as the size of your ego? [Slant Magazine readers are now encouraged to compare the size of the following critic's bios on the New York Film Critics Circle home page: Michael Atkinson, Owen Gleiberman, Dennis Lim, Nathan Lee, and Rex Reed.] You are not a sex god because you appeared in films starring Raquel Welsh and Christopher Reeves, and your 1969 Grammy nomination was for writing the album notes for Mabel Mercer and Bobby Short at Town Hall? There, I said it: That's Mabel-fucking-Mercer, Rex, and everyone—including the people at Tower Records—know that she's a far cry from Peggy Lee!
"We had many happy times, admired the lush landscape and liked the friendly people. We all hated the kimchi."
And the filmmakers hated you, which is probably why your scenes were DELETED!
Rex Watch #1
Above: Rex Reed after eating Penélope Cruz at
the Sahara premiere party.
In last week's Village Voice, Ed Park and Dennis Lim did an amusing job compiling Rex Reed's unusual affinity for blaming "exotic dishes for the collapse of various national cinemas," proving that a Lexis Nexis account is one part of a good investigative reporter's arsenal. In an e-mail chat I had earlier in the week with Charles Taylor (formerly of Salon), I suggested a "Rex Watch" column might be in order since Reed's regular offenses against the human race are typically missed by people who don't read the man's columns or have full access to The New York Observer's archives. So, with that, I give you the first edition of "Rex Watch":
In his "On the Town" column this week (page 22 for those who read the paper in print), Reed points out that Matthew McConaughey in Sahara "can scarcely say 'I'll find the bomb, you get the girl' without the need for subtitles." Describing Penélope Cruz, the writer states the actress "is right at home with her co-star because she can’t speak coherent English either." Now, I myself have been known to make fun of Cruz's accent, but my reasons are more endearing: she sounds like everyone in my family! The cosmopolitan Reed, on the other hand, is being his typical self by scornfully encouraging cultural contempt. I mean, what exactly is the relevance of Cruz's accent to Sahara? Taylor, who agrees that McConaughey has poor diction, says it best: "The screenwriter didn't write her lines in broken English, did he?"
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