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Hello Cobble Hills!
This was recorded prior to the end of the World Cup (go #NE…oh wait) so excuse us. In this massive podcast, we shift around everywhere from Marmaduke to Jonah Hex to how The National's Conversation 16 should be used in a zombie film (INTERNET EXCLUSIVE: MUST CREDIT ME OR ELSE WE'LL SUE YOU USING INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS) and…World Cup. I even bug our special guest, The L Magazine's Film Editor Mark Asch, about where to go and how to learn soccer football before the next World Cup.
I also reveal that I used to walk by the strip club from Crank: High Voltage, we mull over Corey Haim and last film roles—which leads to me discussing the genius of Dinocroc Vs. Supergator, of which Vadim notes "this sounds like Splice but even dumber." From there, we explore Twilight, the nature of lull weeks and just what the hell it takes two hours to go through?
Additionally: Continue Reading »
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Ohayo Lincoln Center!
The Grassroots Podcast (voted "Best Podcast to Never Be Nominated for a Podcast Award" by Variety, but the paywall means we can't link to it) returns!
Of course we'll get into all sorts of things like Sex and the City 2, Cannes being the prime reason for shooting sawdust out of our metaphorical critical phalluses and the single greatest trainwreck of a video interview ever shot. But we've got bigger fish to fry today. In fact, you could say we're going to…nah, I was going to make a yakitori joke. But that would've been lame.
So to help us fight lame, we've got Grady Hendrix, he of the multi-headed New York Asian Film Festival hydra, to bring us his thoughts on festival concepts and what's playing at this year's series, which runs from June 25 through July 8, as well as its sister program, Japan Cuts at the Japan Society. Continue Reading »
Tags: Cannes Film Festival, Grady Hendrix, Japan Cuts, Japan Society, Jeffrey Wells, Lichman and Rizov "Live" at Grassroots Tavern, New York Asian Film Festival, Sex and the City 2, Variety
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Introduction
Hello Tribeca!
Welcome to our season finale! You see, we've never really been concerned with an actual length or strict definition when it came to the seasons, especially since I blow in and out of New York more frequently than a summer breeze. So this'll be the end to our latest season. Will we return? Will there be more episodes? Why haven't you bought me or Vadim drinks for the last two years?! WTF people! Continue Reading »
Tags: Akira Kurosawa, Dan Sallitt, Farran Smith Nehme, Lichman and Rizov "Live" at Grassroots Tavern, Self-Styled Siren, Thanks for Use of the Hall
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Introduction
Hello East Village!
The Tribeca Film Festival is winding down and what better gift can we give you than our long-awaited fourth season of the Internet's longest running podcast about drinking in a bar that also just happens to mention film? Not much.
But while I was in town covering the festival for Film Threat, we got the gang back together at Grassroots. Specifically we brought Andrew Grant (a.k.a. Filmbrain and President of Benten Films), Preston Miller (Jones, God's Land), and Akiva Gottlieb (the Alejandro Adams of Twitter among other things) together at our hallowed wooden table to pontificate on things such as The Human Centipede and panels. Continue Reading »
Tags: A Serbian Film, Akiva Gottlieb, Andrew Grant, Keith Uhlich, Preston Miller, The Human Centipede (The First Sequence), Tribeca Film Festival
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"Thanks to our incredible volunteers, who are getting drunker as the day goes on but still doing an incredible job." That intro—I forget for which film—was right on both parts: the 600 strong volunteers of True/False surely make a lot of things possible, even if they were all drinking (one of the big venues has a full bar) to while away the tedium of passing out queue tickets. (Special points for inventiveness to the man who stayed in character as Captain Jack Sparrow. He had the swaying walk down and everything.)
But, arguably, the main thing that makes True/False so unspeakably awesome is that they do not care about premieres. At all. Without a doubt, the premiere culture is one of the worst aspects of any festival that can't get any good ones but still wants their red carpet moment. It's always some kind of damn mediocre ensemble drama starring Glenn Close or someone, and it always fades into oblivion, and it's pernicious.
The True/False guys—by which I mean festival heads David Wilson and Paul Sturtz—clearly don't care about any of this, which is fantastic. (What's even better is that the Secret Screenings—an idiocy necessary to preserve the "premiere status" of terrific films—are really, really good. The one I saw has the potential to be one of the Films Of The Year. I hope more people pay attention when it's officially "premiered" or whatever. You get the feeling even if they had premiere status, they wouldn't abuse it.) What they've constructed is a micro-festival that offers a strong personal voice and an argument (roughly, form matters just as much as the polemic, and your righteousness alone will not save you). This is a micro-fest done right.
OK. Let's wrap up these films. Continue Reading »
Tags: Adam Curtis, Alberto Herskovits, Familia, It Felt Like A Kiss, Mikael Wiström, Restrepo, Sebastian Junger, Tim Hetherington, True/False Film Festival
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When his minor art-house hit Red Lights helped Cedric Kahn finally emerge from the festival ghetto, his next move was to make a family movie...about a man who turns into a plane. Following that puzzling left turn, Regrets—an adultery melodrama that constantly teases you with fatal consequences—seems closer to familiar territory. But it's inexplicably turgid and predictable, the kind of movie in which the only reason someone walking to their parked car is so that they can spot an ex-lover on the street; adultery comes right on schedule.
That's what happens when Mathieu (Yvan Attal) returns home to attend to his dying mother. His ex, Maya (Valeria Bruni Tedeschi), on whom he walked out years ago, is now married to terrifying, drunken lout Franck (Philippe Katerine), who shows Mathieu his incomprehensible architectural sketches at dinner and briefly threatens to spark the movie to life: He seems to be aware of more than he lets on. Alas, Franck butts out until it's time for him to show up wielding a chainsaw, which apparently isn't meant to be funny. Continue Reading »
Tags: Cedric Kahn, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Michel Gondry, Philippe Katerine, Regrets, Rendez-Vous with French Cinema, The Thorn in the Heart, Valeria Bruni Tedeschi, Yvan Attal
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Things I Heard Or Was Told
"I was working at this Japanese restaurant. I was really miserable. These Korean guys kept staring at my tits."
"So I told her, what if you added Jewish non-fiction?"
"Working at a Japanese restaurant sounds really good to me right now."
[Gas station clerk]: "Have a good night."
[Man buying cigarettes and Trojan Sensitives]: "Oh, I will."
"Dude, Drew's about to get a tattoo right now. Do you wanna come? If you give me $100, you can tell me what initials I'm getting on my chest. WE'RE GOING NOW."
[Guy bouncing over to me]: "I made you a sandwich today!" [Name: Jackie.]
[275 lb. man with a Bud Light six-pack and another he was drinking at the Hampton desk at 1:15 when I arrived, not to mention the 10-gallon Stetson and unaffected Larry The Cable Guy accent]: "I'm not going to lie. She is so hot. I would love to fuck her. Does that cab have a cigarette lighter so I can charge my phone?"
"I used to live on Metropolitan and Grand with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They told me they were in a band, but I didn't care. Then I went to Boston to visit the guy I was dating and he said 'You have to hear these guys before they get too popular and you can't listen to them.' And it was them!"
[Me]: "Did he literally say that? Was he kidding at all?"
"Yeah. He was a philosophy grad student."
"I had this friend in high school who was obsessed with Rod Stewart. He had a whole wall covered with him." Continue Reading »
Tags: And Everything Is Going Fine, Greetings From the Woods, Mikel Cee Karlson, Spalding Gray, Steven Soderbergh, True/False Film Festival
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Three weeks ago I received an e-mail invitation from Chris Boeckmann, who I'd briefly corresponded with previously about an incredibly negative review I'd written; he seemed to dig it. What I didn't know was that Chris is an associate programmer at True/False Film Festival, and the reason I didn't know that is because I'd never heard of it. True/False is a documentary festival in Columbia, Missouri whose seventh installment I just attended; in his e-mail, Chris noted that some of his favorite films from previous years now essentially only exist as reviews, and he wanted people to come write about the films to try to preserve them. So I was invited to come, and when I looked at the line-up, I noticed five of the titles were the big buzz films of Sun-/Slam- dance I was interested in. Then I looked at Chris' Facebook page (This Is How We Live Now) and saw that his listed favorite films spoke to a taste I could definitely get behind. I was pretty positive there'd be no poky, dutiful activist documentaries which expect you to congratulate them for their bad video and good intentions. Also, New York is an incredibly claustrophobic place oftentimes; the last three months, for a variety of reasons, have been incredibly brutal. I suppose I should tell you they gave me a free hotel room, which definitely helped. So I said yes about 20 minutes later. Continue Reading »
Tags: As Lilith, Chris Boeckmann, Columbia, David Christensen, Disorder, Eytan Harris, Huang Weikai, Missouri, The Mirror, True/False Film Festival
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by Vadim Rizov on February 8th, 2010 at 3:00 am in Music
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10. Andrew Bird, "Scythian Empire" (Armchair Apocrypha, 2007)
Judging by his interviews, the suspiciously pleasurable Andrew Bird burnt out on pretty much all forms of modern music during his conservatory days and now just listens to the more obscure corners of the world music catalogue. Absolutely none of which you can hear in his music, which time and time again sounds effortlessly warm and well-crafted in a resolutely non-confrontational manner, which seems like a warning that maybe this is secretly Muzak. "Scythian Empire" is one of the best, an elegy for the decay and obsolescence of a once-proud reign now just remembered for a curious name and a few disconnected, passed-down images. Like The Flaming Lips, Bird's a musical existentialist: Lyrics of doubt and worry against a reassuring musical backdrop. Continue Reading »
Tags: Andrew Bird, Best of the Aughts, David Byrne, Fountains of Wayne, Kanye West ft. Consequence and Cam'ron, LCD Soundsystem, Spoon, The National, The Strokes, The Wrens, Voxtrot
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by Vadim Rizov on February 4th, 2010 at 8:50 pm in Music
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20. Justice, "D.A.N.C.E." (†, 2007)
I know people who really despise this song; that seems unnecessarily curmudgeonly to me, but abstractly I see their point. This is a song that nakedly apes Daft Punk unlike anything else on Justice's sole official album to date, whose hooks initially seem stupidly obvious and pandering, a sell-out version of real dance music, a way of tugging at fond memories of the Jackson 5 without earning the comparison, a cross-over for people who'll never actually cross over to investigate non-hit dance songs. All of which is true. I won't pull some kind of nonsense about how what's obvious is actually pure emotion breaking down your cynical barriers and making us a less hardened generation, or that it makes you want to dance despite yourself; I'm perfectly capable of standing still, thank you. But this song is infectious and overwhelming in a way that makes it clear it's accomplishing all of its obvious goals without making you hate yourself. And why is it ranked so far above Daft Punk? Because it showed up way after my initial love affair with music; after, say, freshman year of college, it takes a lot more for something to worm itself into my life and take up permanent residence. Daft Punk certainly paved the way, but Justice got there after I despaired of ever hearing another Daft Punk album I liked as much as Discovery, let alone having someone take up their mantle (in unfettered obviousness, if not sonics). The other thing I like about this is that it's a perfect single—one that stands out as such—from an album it really sounds nothing like but which I like almost as much in its entirety. More bands should pitch their big cross-over with this much care. Continue Reading »
Tags: Belle and Sebastian, Best of the Aughts, Bishop Allen, Elliott Smith, Eminem, Justice, Phoenix, Radiohead, The Game ft. 50 Cent, The Notwist, The Postal Service
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by Vadim Rizov on February 3rd, 2010 at 12:30 am in Music
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30. The Divine Comedy, "Count Grassi's Passage Over Piedmont" (Victory For The Comic Muse, 2006)
Neil Hannon is a parallel-world survivor of Britpop. In 1991, while the UK was in thrall to Madchester and "baggy," The Divine Comedy released their first album, Fanfare for the Comic Muse —subsequently and quickly deleted from the catalogue, but by all accounts extremely R.E.M.-influenced, which made Hannon about seven years late to the party. In 1993, as Suede and Blur mounted their first serious attacks on the brave new Kinks/Beatles-loving Britpop frontier, Hannon thought it appropriate to release the first DC album, Liberation, on which his greatest influence appeared to be Romantic poetry (the final song is three of Wordsworth's "Lucy" poems strung together) and Michael Nyman. Hannon's pretty much stayed the course since then, remaining stubbornly unfashionable: He's set Fitzgerald to song ("Bernice Bobs Her Hair"), written extravagantly Broadway-esque odes to national transportation ("National Express") and given the occasional winking reminder that he's aware of the present day (the hilariously acerbic parody "Europop," a love song using the BBC show "Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World" as a metaphor). But his heart is in the Romantic era, which happens to be one of my least favorite eras in literature and which he brings to life, making the ideals new, fresh and moving again.
"Count Grassi's Passage Over Piemont" is the story of a fictional count (as far as I know) setting hot-air balloon passage over the continent, passing over Italy. But what's really on his mind is death: "If I'm to die, then let it be in summertime, in a manner of my own choosing, to fall from a great height, on a warm July afternoon." It's all unbearably sad and moving and reminds me of the kind of similar 19th-century crap my dad used to quote with great fervor. That's enough about that.
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Tags: All Night Radio, Best of the Aughts, Elbow, Jimmy Eat World, Menomena, Metric, Neko Case, Rufus Wainwright, The Delgados, The Divine Comedy, Young Jeezy ft. Timbaland
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by Vadim Rizov on February 2nd, 2010 at 12:30 am in Music
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40. Gucci Mane, "Freaky Girl" (Hard to Kill, 2006)
Last year, for reasons I don't entirely understand, Gucci Mane suddenly become a rap critic favorite. Perhaps he really is a new man and his new mixtapes testify to bold new frontiers in punchlines, but I doubt it. Mane is notable as one of rap's more documentedly thuggish characters—murder charges were at one point dropped against him for insufficient evidence—and, for me, solely for this song. After I left Austin, I rarely drove except when visiting home home, so I only got to catch up with radio hip-hop twice every year; since that's commercial radio's change-over cycle anyway, that didn't prove to be a big deal. I first heard "Freaky Gurl" on the way to the airport, maybe the last time I discovered a song like that. The lyrics are hypnotically moronic. On the radio version, Gucci lays down fool-proof instructions in the chorus: "She's a very freaky girl / Don't take her home to mother / First you get her name, then you get her number / Then you get-some get-some in the front seat of the hummer." (The actual uncensored version—"get some brain"—is less satisfying for some reason.) The verses are even dumber, to a degree that seems like a joke ("You's a college girl? Come be a Gucci girl"). The beat, however, alternates between standard late-'00s minimalist nonsense and a verse that sounds like a lost John Carpenter cue for Halloween; the contrast between the two component parts is impressive. The video's even better: I don't know if Gucci actually realized what was happening in the video or just did as he was told, but here he's depicted alienating every single woman he leers at. They all walk away in disgust as he toasts himself (the other glass is rested on his Hummer). The rest of the video depicts Gucci rapping against a remarkably prison-/purgatory-like backdrop. Continue Reading »
Tags: Best of the Aughts, Coldplay, Crooked Fingers, David Bowie, Doves, Gucci Mane, Jay-Z, Ludacris, No Kids, Saturday Looks Good To Me, The Sleepy Jackson
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by Vadim Rizov on February 1st, 2010 at 12:30 am in Music
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50. Daft Punk, "Harder Better Faster Stronger" (Discovery, 2001)
Indie kids learn to dance blah blah blah. If I'd ever foreseen that Daft Punk's totally euphoric Discovery would ever be drafted into some kind of stupid trajectory about how the head-nod, arms-crossed, irony-laden crowd of the early '00s learned to dance and embrace pure joy and YOUTH VITALITY LOVE SEX, I probably never would've listened to it. I don't know when this became true, but at some point dancing became an ideological issue for a certain kind of under-30 cohort, the idea being that anyone who says they don't like to dance is either lying or afraid to embrace their true visceral impulses. You can like dance music without wanting to dance, and I don't care what Lady Gaga has to say on the subject. As the Rev. Jesse Jackson once said when speaking at my high school, "Some Negroes ain't got no rhythm." Let me substitute the most obviously contentious word in there: Some of us can't dance, and we'd appreciate it if you stopped telling us to stop being embarrassed and just be joyous. Also, on Halloween we don't feel like making costumes. Can we enjoy our drinks in peace now?
Anyway. Discovery is a pretty much universally beloved album for anyone who's heard it; this song is generally a consensus highlight, and I love it very much. There's very little I can do to describe its sonic qualities freshly: There's AutoTune distortion years before it was cool (everyone assumed it was vocoder, including me), and super-badass synth breakdowns, and it's all unstoppably propulsive. So I'll just explain how it works on me. For some reason, my freshman year of college I was saddled with a miserable crew of randomly assigned roommates: The psychopath who eventually tore a door off its hinges and was banned from housing, the stoners who stayed up 'til 5 am on shrooms and talked about the intelligence of dolphins, the rabidly Jewish guy who berated me for not being Jewish enough and practiced banjo in the small room's confines to play along with his favorite jam-band/Oasis riffs and giggled at his own farts. (A banjo, for those of you who've never gotten up close, is absurdly loud.) In the middle of this, I got into one of those ill-advised attempted bonding sessions, and somehow I put Discovery on and the usual idiot grin I get listening to it beamed across my face. "I've never seen you so happy," said one of the roomies, which is tribute to a) how oblivious they were to the misery they were inflicting on me and b) the power of the album to inflict joy on you when you're in the middle of an atrocious year. All I have to do is head-nod and grin; the other kids can dance. Continue Reading »
Tags: Best of the Aughts, Daft Punk, Mellow, The Dandy Warhols, The Fiery Furnaces, The Killers, The Shins, The White Stripes, The xx, TV On The Radio, Wilco
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by Vadim Rizov on January 29th, 2010 at 12:30 am in Music
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60. William Shatner, "Common People" (Has Been, 2004)
It's impossible to overstate how important Elliott Smith was to me from, say, ages 16-20. I was an awkward and unsociable post-adolescent, unable to sort out the teen angst from the real problems. I realized my faux-depression was immature and self-indulgent; that's part of the reason I liked Smith so much, because he conveyed the same tension. Here was a guy writing beautifully-organized, impeccably arranged pop songs, only to fuck them all up with lyrical self-pity despite being old enough to know better. This isn't necessarily how I feel about his work now (he had legitimate trauma to process)—but yes, there was a deliberately bratty depression thrown in there for good measure, which I dug. (Cf. "Looking Over My Shoulder": "All I want to do is write another sonic fuck you.") And then he killed himself and I went into mourning for two weeks, more or less. I went to a magnet high school that (Austin being Austin) might as well have been Indie Rock High, all bright middle-class white kids with collegiate music taste; his suicide was announced on Pitchfork at 8am, and by noon people who were normally friendly but distant were asking me if I was OK. I wasn't; I was being a stupid 17-year-old, sure, but Smith's work meant more to me than, say, most members of my immediate family.
Fast forward one year later, when the posthumous From A Basement On a Hill was getting released; I was now at NYU, but still kind of thinking like a high-schooler. I called an acquaintance and—for the first and almost certainly last time in my life—marched off to the Virgin Megastore to snap up a copy at the midnight sale. I got anticipatorily anxious in case it didn't live up to his back catalogue, since this was all the new material left as far as I knew. As it turned out, the album was a mess—by far his worst, put together according to his not-very-clear wishes ("Ostriches and Chriping," a negligible ambient wash, probably isn't even his song). That same week, William Shatner put out his album, and it was better; Pitchfork's back-to-back reviews, initially sacrilegious-seeming, were accurate. And this became strangely heartening.
There's about seven really good tracks on Has Been, which is as much as anyone can ask for on an album that should've just been a queasy novelty; as a bonus, it's the best thing Ben Folds has ever done with his mostly wasted talent. "Common People" is probably Pulp's greatest achievement, as epic as "Baby O'Riley" but way less simplistic lyrically (class warfare in the post-Thatcher age, etc.), harnessing appropriately cheap keyboards to an unstoppably anthemic chorus. Shatner had apparently never heard it before Folds brought it to him. He might have actually taken the time to study and understand what he's saying, or he might be bluffing and applying his signature weird reading patterns indiscriminately, but it doesn't matter; his reading of the song is no less histrionic than Jarvis Cocker's. Instrumentally, it's not bad at all: Folds scrubs it down to clean, sharp keyboards and drums. What really sells it is Joe Jackson belting out the chorus in a proper way Shatner's incapable of. The net result is a New Wave icon, '90s semi-alternative brat and 60-something relic uniting to affirm that this one song is, indeed, a masterpiece. The song itself is aces; the cover proves how easy it is to love it even if you're not a lower-class Brit seething with class resentment. Continue Reading »
Tags: Aimee Mann, Air, Best of the Aughts, Brakes, Brendan Benson, Scissor Sisters, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Sparks, The Libertines, William Shatner, Ying Yang Twins ft. Trick Daddy
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by Vadim Rizov on January 28th, 2010 at 12:20 am in Music
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70. RJD2, "Ghostwriter" (Deadringer, 2002)
The third (and last, thank God) song on this list mostly for using an unlikely sample in a hip-hop context. On "Devil's Pie," Mark Ronson makes a big, showy spectacle out of sampling the unsample-able—which is fun and all, but RJD2 simply speeds up and pitchshifts the unlikely vocal and flawlessly sneaks it into the song otherwise intact. Anyone who didn't know the source wouldn't find it the least bit incongruous, and I tend to favor understatement anyway. The song is Elliott Smith's "I Didn't Understand"—not just his usual fragile and decidedly unfunky song, but an a cappella one to boot. All that's really being sampled is the first 8 seconds or so, and they come in slowly, answering a humming soul voice (Betty Wright, Wikipedia tells me); an unlikely but flawless union. The entire intro vocal is finally used before launching into the final brass riff, and it somehow makes sense.
RJD2 eventually went in some poorly-reviewed direction or other I didn't follow; apparently things got a lot whiter and clumsier. But for a bit, RJD2 was sort of roughly splashing around in the same kiddie pool—hip-hop beats for white kids who only listened "for the beats" anyway—as DJ Shadow, who'd been MIA for a while. At least that's how it played in high school (though that's certainly not what Shadow or RJD2 were going for). I presume there were indie rock kids somewhere who were equally comfortable bumping radio rap and Spoon with equal frequency in 2002, but I didn't know any (and maybe that's because Pitchfork simply wasn't reviewing it yet; who knows). In an interview I can't find online anymore, RJD2 talked about how he generally tried to avoid dragging his indie rock collection into his hip-hop work but couldn't resist this once; that attitude doesn't help anyone, but I understand exactly where his unease is coming from. "Ghostwriter" is an excellent song, but it's also a tense reminder of the automatic suspicion I used to approach all things hip-hop with. Smith's presence on "Ghostwriter" automatically validated the song for me faster than anything else on the album. That kind of thinking just makes me kind of uncomfortable now. Continue Reading »
Tags: Best of the Aughts, Bloc Party, Cassie, Lil' Flip, Papas Fritas, Portastatic, RJD2, Sondre Lerche, Stars, T.I., The Stills
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