Mike Newell’s Mona Lisa Smile is a hopeless lesson on how to beat a dead horse.
Is Nicole Kidman contractually obligated to interact with birds in all her films?
Is he gay? Is he drunk? Is he a skunk? Find a special little place in your heart for Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow.
Since the odors on the accompanying Scratch and Sniff card aren’t very strong, make sure your baby’s bottom is clean before watching the film.
The only thing that’s freaky about this DVD package is director Mark Waters’s inability to blink his eyes.
The film is a ravishing blend of mystic fairy tale, modern-day alienation, and gay allegory.
Not as meaty as last year’s Monsters, Inc. DVD but certainly nowhere near as exhausting.
There’s nothing to recommend about this DVD for daily-wheel dramedy Love in the Time of Money.
The commentary featuring Kilner, Mandy Moore, and Alexandra Holden is certainly intimate, but it’s more giggly than insightful in the end.
Throughout, Peter Jackson’s majestic longshots and extreme close-ups will make you swoon.
Looks like someone’s been watching Dangerous Minds.
The film’s father-son disconnect is a ham-fisted one, but Paul Newman and Melvyn Douglas make for excellent sparring partners.
This radical work mainlines into a cosmic crawlspace between reality and fantasy from which it never leaves.
Though it’s betrayed by the DVD’s cover art, Wong Howe’s camerawork should be studied in film schools.
Now it makes sense why Fox didn’t screen The Order a few months back for critics: The film doesn’t make a lick of sense!
Because widescreen and full screen versions of the film have been packed into the same DVD, don’t be surprised by the compression artifacts.
The war between America and the Middle East is in full metaphoric force in Vadim Perelman’s ridiculous eviction melodrama.
Oh, the irony. In support of the National Drug Control Policy’s anti-marijuana advertisement included here, feel free to light up.
Big Fish is a cosmic gallery of gothic inventions and magical wish fulfillments.
If The Haunted Mansion is remotely tolerable, that may have to do with Elf screenwriter David Berenbaum.