Pollyanna McIntosh as the Woman in Lucky McKee's The Woman. [Photo: Bloody-Disgusting Selects] The Woman

The Woman ***

by Budd Wilkins on October 10, 2011   Jump to Comments (3) or Add Your Own


The Woman arrives as a welcome antidote to one of the most pernicious diseases of our times, an epidemic of glossy remakes that have gutted and gelded the grand tradition of relentlessly grungy '70s horror classics like The Last House on the Left. Scripted by novelist Jack Ketchum and director Lucky McKee, The Woman is a slow-burning incendiary device, a brutal satire on the sanctity of the nuclear family and its conservative "values" that, like the majority of Ketchum's work, seems to delight in burrowing down to the dark discontents that gnaw away at what nowadays passes for civilization. A sequel of sorts to 2009's The Offspring, McKee's film picks up with its title character (Pollyanna McIntosh), the sole survivor of the earlier film's cannibal clan, eking out an existence in the Maine woods like some unspoiled noble savage. The hallucinatory opening sequence plays like an unholy marriage between Antichrist and Apocalypse Now, down to the hand-scrawled title and synth-heavy score squalling and droning away on the soundtrack. Shot in dreamy slow motion, the Woman's actions, loping with knife in hand through densely knotted underbrush, crawling into a cavernous lair to tussle with its lupine occupant, are played and replayed in multiple superimpositions, contributing to a fractured, febrile feel that's only heightened by a surreal dream involving a swaddling infant and a she-wolf.

At which point The Woman abruptly shifts in tone and location. An idyllic summer barbecue and pool party introduces the members of the Cleek family, each wrapped up in their separate pursuits, indicative from the start that this clan lacks cohesion, its solidarity entirely fictive. Soon enough, the postcard-pretty surfaces give way, revealing deep chasms of tension and resentment. Chipmunk-cheeked patriarch Chris (Sean Bridgers) enjoys hectoring tightly wound wife Belle (McKee regular Angela Bettis) a little too much. Bridgers's clipped delivery evokes The Shining's Jack Torrance, mixing derisive sarcasm with ice-cold contempt. Belle seeks solace in a Stepford Wives adherence to outward appearances, zombie-shuffling along grocery store aisles and fussily baking cookies. (If you detect a sly nod to the Woman's digit-devouring predilections in the scene where the Cleek kids delight in chopping up and chomping their gingerbread men, you just might be onto something.) Daughter Peg (Lauren Ashley Carter), a Wednesday Addams for the Twilight generation first seen poolside reading John D. McDonald's The Price of Murder, harbors a scandalous secret under her baggy clothes: a budding baby bump. Compulsive hoop-dreamer Brian (Zach Rand), a sociopath on training wheels, soon reveals his cruel streak when he sticks gum in the brush of a girl who's beaten him in a free-throw contest, all the better to helpfully yank her hair out by the roots. And then there's little Darlin' (Shyla Molhusen), the youngest, her untrammeled innocence up for grabs in the film's blood-spattered endgame.

When huntsman Chris rides his ATV into the woods one fine morning, he spies the Woman washing herself in the river. Chris disguises his lust at first sight, given vent in a hilarious montage melding prurient glimpses of the Woman's nakedness to a power-pop love song, by hatching a scheme to capture and rehabilitate the feral woman. Not one to fly solo, he enlists the whole family, pressing them into servitude cleaning out the fruit cellar, making it comfy for their new guest, if by comfortable you mean dangling by the arms from a block-and-tackle. The Woman becomes a reclamation project of sorts for Chris, the recipient of an extreme makeover, Cleek Edition, as he imposes his own warped notion of civilized values on his captive, including rudimentary etiquette lessons like learning to croak a plaintive "please..." in exchange for her gruel. As Chris opines, "We can't have people wandering around the woods, thinking they're animals. It isn't right."

McKee directs with assured simplicity, scoring points with his lucid shot compositions, like a startling two shot that links mother and daughter, calling to mind the split-screen hijinx of peak-period Brian De Palma, just as an extended 360-degree pan near film's end, with the camera swirling deliriously around Chris and Peg, plays as a perverse nod to similar emotional crescendos in Carrie and Body Double. Sean Spillane's superb, protean soundtrack, straddling styles with chameleon-like adroitness, often stands in ironic counterpoint to events on screen. Ketchum and McKee dispense revelations and plot twists in canny dosages, allowing the viewer to connect most of the dots, a suggestive approach that works to maintain active involvement, rather than jolting the audience into passive capitulation.

That is, until an explosive finale, triggered by young Peg's home situation draws the attention of her overly solicitous geometry teacher (Carlee Baker), whose good intentions prompt an ill-conceived visit to chez Cleek. Seems Chris has more to hide than his daughter's pregnancy. There's the little matter of a hitherto unseen family member who's landed in the doghouse for an extended stay. Regardless of how you happen to feel about its outrageously graphic gore, the finale suffers by comparison for its too-pat "return of the repressed" resolution, meting out morally tidy eye-for-an-eye punishments. In the end, a radically realigned family unit emerges from the carnage, one that puts the blood back into blood relations.


  • Director(s): Lucky McKee
  • Screenplay: Jack Ketchum, Lucky McKee
  • Cast: Angela Bettis, Sean Bridgers, Lauren Ashley Carter, Zach Rand, Shyla Molhusen, Pollyanna McIntosh, Carlee Baker
  • Distributor: Bloody-Disgusting Selects
  • Runtime: 103 min.
  • Rating: R
  • Year: 2011


Comments

No-Personality on October 11, 2011, 06:55 PM

Wait a second... did someone here just agree with me about the remake of The Last House on the Left sucking?

Well, thanks to The Girl Next Door, I've officially written off all Jack Ketchum adaptations and after hearing about Red, I was convinced that McKee would become the new Mick Garris: writer's go-to bitch in charge of adaptation. I had just cause, it felt like McKee was just jumping onto the bandwagon after his buddy Chris Sivertson (I Know What Killed Me) directed an adaptation. McKee has a much more original vision for the genre (May and Sick Girl are literally among fewer than a dozen new horror films I've seen since 1998 that I felt were truly excellent) and doesn't really need someone else's reputation to ape off of. But, if this wasn't made for people like me and I'm equally convinced that The Woods was such a disaster that he had nowhere to go but up, perhaps it's time for me to pipe down about it.

It's just that, now with Ketchum's name attached and an army of his squealing fanboys to brand it just-what-the-genre-needs right out of the box, it seems like now there's an Iron Clad Excuse to get away with calling something brutal just because they smear a little dirt on someone, put 'em in the woods, strategically tear their already pretentiously-selected clothing, black their teeth, and... (wait) HOLY SHIT; was the opening to Pete's Dragon inspired by grindhouse exploitation films (and Deliverance)?!?! (Perhaps the perfect 70's-made example of glossing up something grungy.) But seriously, like with the promotional clips and stills for Last House '09, there is nothing I can think of more recycled to the point of losing all power than the image you chose to head this review with.

Out of respect, I promise I will give this one film a chance. But I'll make a personal fault of mine public in the interest of begging: I just can't take anymore posing. (Which is why I've suggested on so many occasions "filmmakers" stop trying to make yet another survival / torture film- haven't we had enough yet?) (Oh, and on that thought- there's a remake of Mother's Day coming soon... Why couldn't those hacks Aja and Iliadis have just remade nonsense like that instead of pillaging Wes Craven?)

Mike Lep on October 14, 2011, 02:11 PM

No-Personality:

First of all, you're just trying way too hard. What the hell is this ...

"It's just that, now with Ketchum's name attached and an army of his squealing fanboys to brand it just-what-the-genre-needs right out of the box, it seems like now there's an Iron Clad Excuse to get away with calling something brutal just because they smear a little dirt on someone, put 'em in the woods, strategically tear their already pretentiously-selected clothing, black their teeth, and..."

... even supposed to mean?

This movie isn't a Ketchum "adaptation"—it's an original story co-written by Ketchum for the screen. And Ketchum is barely known even among horror movie fans and hardly has an "army" of fanboys. And May was vastly overrated and pilfered mostly from Carrie, a far superior film. And true blue horror fans know the difference between sanitized remakes like Last House (the original wasn't all that special) or that Straw Dogs dreck and legitimately "brutal" content, which more often than not is of the psychological variety. And there have been plenty of terrific horror films since 1998 if you're willing to look outside the box and especially outside of Hollywood. A few of the better ones:

The Descent

Let the Right One In

House of the Devil

Inside

Martyrs

Ju-On (the Grudge)

Session 9

Dog Soldiers

The Ring / Ringu

etc.

Not to mention lesser known efforts worth watching. I'd recommend With a Friend Like Harry, The Uninvited Guest, and The Baby's Room if you're a fan of foreign horror that's more psychological and low on gore. Amer was a failed experiment but definitely worth checking out, too.

Finally:

"Why couldn't those hacks Aja and Iliadis have just remade nonsense like that instead of pillaging Wes Craven?"

I'm more than a little tired of remakes too, but in Aja's defense his remake of The Hills Have Eyes improved on the original in a few ways—the acting was vastly superior and unlike most horror films the victims were actual characters, not just cannon fodder. Also, the source material wasn't that great to begin with and the conversation about hack directors in the genre begins and ends with Wes Craven.

I just hate to see people who know nothing about horror deride fans of the genre and blather their ignorance all over the interwebs.

My two cents.

No-Personality on October 22, 2011, 12:41 PM

Well, I'm sure you can tell that I SERIOUSLY disagree with you but then, you also said I know nothing about horror, so... If you actually come back to this page and read this comment, pick your favorite obscene version of "get lost" and promptly do that.

I will say, however, I saw Session 9 about 2 weeks ago and it was great. Let the Right One In is in my Netflix Instant Queue. I'll see it before the end of the month.

But... The House of the Devil? No. The Descent? Oh, did that one get a lot better as it went along? I wouldn't know- I shut it off because the first 15 minutes were so bad. Got to agree with Ed on that one, only he was a bit kinder to it in his review that I would have been.

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