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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs **
by Eric Henderson on October 7, 2009 Jump to Comments (6) or Add Your Own
There remains and deserves little to be said about Disney's own Pandora's Box, their inaugural feature-length animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Not necessarily because its status as a first of its kind has rendered its reputation beyond reproach, but in addition to that, more than 70 years' worth of ridicule and superior cartoon fairy tales have eclipsed the nature of Walt Disney's achievement here. If the runaway success of Snow White opened the door for the production of Pinocchio, Dumbo, and Fantasia (made, respectively, with significantly more intelligence, heart, and élan than their predecessor), it also provided the aesthetic left with an easy scapegoat for all that's crass and artless in Hollywood filmmaking, thereby rendering many unable to appreciate the likes of…Pinocchio, Dumbo, and Fantasia.
It is Snow White's afterbirth that merits both canonization and destruction. The child itself remains an underwhelming underachiever awarded undue merit simply for being first born. And yet, the fact that Snow White as an artifact is anything but impenetrable now emerges as its sole saving grace. The movie's (and, consequently, Disney's) legacy stresses the supremacy of craft over art, of labor over style. Far from simply elongating their Silly Symphonies into 80-plus minutes, the animation team labored over technical innovations like multiplane cel animation, which simulated depth of perception. The film took a painful three years to piece together, and the exertions are plainly visible in the callow final product. Like Snow White herself careening fearfully through menacing woods, Disney's team understandably missed the forest for the individually animated trees in their first time at bat. Snow White fails to transcend its insipid characters, kitschy setting, and abysmal pacing, lollygagging on exposition and incident and misplacing what dramatists refer to as the inciting incident by placing it roughly 20 minutes from the end. It almost feels as though the animators truly didn't grasp the duration of how 24 frames would play when jammed into one second.
But it's precisely because Snow White's seams are so retroactively apparent that it deserves a break from our Disney Demolition Derby. As a model of craft and entertainment-product, it's the antithesis to Disney's later, equally retrograde but dangerously efficient indoctrinations. (Not for nothing was Battleship Potempkin workhorse Sergei Eisenstein a major fan of the Mouse House.) And so far as the potential for Snow White herself to teach yawning young female minds to accept their lot in life as domestic goddesses goes, the brunette princess doesn't register enough as a human to serve as an inspiration. Thanks to the maladroit animation, she isn't even pretty enough to engender instinctive parroting. Nor are many girls or gay boys likely to accept noted tenor Prince Charming's ability to catch a tune, straddle a pony, or perch atop a stonewall as any sort of treatise on masculinity. If it's possible for a parable to be too simple to even qualify as a parable, the convincingly dim Snow White represents the dopey standard.
- Director(s): David Hand
- Screenplay: Ted Sears, Richard Creedon, Otto Englander, Dick Rickard, Earl Hurd, Merrill De Maris, Dorothy Ann Blank, Webb Smith
- Cast: Adriana Caselotti, Lucille La Verne, Roy Atwell, Eddie Collins, Pinto Colvig, Billy Gilbert, Otis Harlan, Scotty Mattraw, Moroni Olsen, Harry Stockwell
- Distributor: Walt Disney Pictures
- Runtime: 83 min.
- Rating: G
- Year: 1937
Comments
- slantsucks on September 30, 2010, 08:53 PM
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I made this account just so I can tell you that you and your magazine sucks.
This magazine ruined the beautifully earned reviews of many wonderful movies. Especially The Lion King and Snow White.
The movies with some of the highest ratings and you disgusting attention-seeking idiots decided to get publicity by demolishing them.
Why is it that anyone with any knowing of the English language is allowed to write a review? Because clearly you don't have the intellect to write one.
Screw you, and screw your magazine.
- Vanna on December 21, 2011, 09:29 PM
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@Rob
I liked Snow White fine I guess. (Couldn't say I loved it because, let's be real, that scene with her asking advice from tiny forest creatures wasn't the only cringe-worthy one). I'd like to defend it just as much as the next nostalgic person, but Eric really did write a great review.
He made plenty of good points, and while I have to say that one or two classic Disney reviews on this sight bordered on perverse and leaned a little towards sensationalism (no offense), this one was on point. Even if it hadn't been, it didn't deserve a response like, "Screw you."
- No-Personality on December 29, 2011, 02:29 PM
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Put me somewhere in the middle, on both issues. Everyone here has the right to blast whomever they feel deserves it.
Eric's review was half right (especially on Pinocchio, Dumbo, and Fantasia being superior) and made me feel half hollow. (I'm not fully grasping the "craft over art" argument- isn't storytelling itself a craft as much it is an art? The movie doesn't just look and sound good, people watching it bought into it and have honestly been moved by its' basic warmth and its' deep well of creepiness- no matter how campy the Hag may be.) I half agree. Since several sequences of the movie still impress me (mostly those dealing with the Queen / Hag and her awesome pet raven), especially the "flight through the forest" scene.
And even though Snow White's behavior as a heroine / Princess annoyed me (most people just complain about her voice), the ending really does fill you with warmth. Maybe they had just the right music. Because if I was going to accept Eric's problem with the movie as it were as-is, it would be on the same level as actual soulless, dull Hollywood abominations which didn't have a quarter of the fantasy of this beautiful film. It's not as though people just like anything that's "nice." This thing, to a point, was a very adequate mixture of elements that made you happy at the end. It's just- the animals were too robotic and freakfaced, the Dwarfs weren't very entertaining, and Snow White was half-brainless and half-patronizing.
- bigpayback on February 24, 2012, 12:54 PM
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I haven't seen Snow White since I was six years old and I don't really remember it. I do remember Cinderella. I think maybe I saw Cinderella more often. What I can appreciate is the cleverness that runs throughout Eric's review.
"Nor are many girls or gay boys likely to accept noted tenor Prince Charming's ability to catch a tune, straddle a pony, or perch atop a stonewall as any sort of treatise on masculinity."
Just like Chaka Kahn's "I'm Every Woman," those abilities Eric listed describe gay men throughout history. lol The Stonewall bit is especially good. This is how I've always seen Eric Henderson: the Brian De Palma of film/music criticism.
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