The Punisher may actually be bad for your health.
Since ABC never really pandered to urban crows, now little kids in the hood can have their own After School Special to make them vomit.
Cheaper by the Dozen? How about dime a dozen? I give Levy 10 more films before he makes a good one.
The miscast Rock never comes close to matching Joe Don Baker’s sweaty, ungainly, force-of-nature hick heroism.
It’s an entertaining parody of the ludicrous code-of-the-streets machismo celebrated by classic gangster cinema and hip-hop culture.
The film is an old-fashioned ode to paternal love that shamelessly goes for its audience’s tear ducts.
DTS surround tracks are still unfortunately rare, but more troublesome are the select films that are bestowed with them.
Twisted is too afraid to intimately probe the sticky relationship between sex and violence.
Disney gives the big thumbs up to the nuclear American family by including only four 3-D glasses on this disc.
Yes, it’s an excellent DVD package, but most importantly: Now you can watch VH1’s “Save the Music” PSA whenever you want.
The illustrious cast can’t elevate the film’s depressingly simple-minded characterization of politics as nasty and shallow.
Judging by Todd Phillips’s tired Starsky & Hutch, it appears that ’70s nostalgia has finally run its course.
For a film named Hidalgo, I don’t think it’s too much to ask for more than a Mr. Ed retread.
The film’s anticlimactic big heist unspools with all the excitement of watching ice melt.
If you’re a Harvey Pekar fan, do yourself a favor and buy this DVD.
Against the Ropes seems derived less from real life than from the Moviemaking for Dummies handbook.
Jordan’s shallow treatise on army hypocrisy can’t shake the ghosts of M*A*S*H and Catch-22.
Mandy Moore again transforms a dreadful teen-oriented romance into something moderately watchable.
Because much of Jeepers Creepers 2 was shot at night, it’s a small wonder that this transfer is as good as it is.
Meticulously designed for those who like their movies with turtlenecks and cappuccinos.