Can Tarsem Singh suck his own cock? After suffering through The Fall, all signs—water-logged feathers, steaming locomotives, sinister x-ray technicians, a set of fans rigged to form a veil, oranges and dentures galore, prosthetic legs, a labyrinthine maze, exotic butterflies, whirling dervishes, swimming elephants—point to yes.
As in The Cell, the plot is a feeble framing device for what is, no more and no less, a wearying nosedive through a self-indulgent imagination, a succession of allusive images and Baraka-style jaunts to modern and ancient corners of the globe, and though The Fall lacks for the alluring empathy that Jennifer Lopez brought to The Cell, it achieves something close to it through Catinca Untaru. As Alexandria, a five-year-old girl with a broken arm staying at a 1915 Los Angeles hospital, Untaru fumbles preciously through her lines, her greenness fortuitously hinting at feelings of being untethered from reality when you’re a stranger in a strange land.
Hers is the only organic aspect of this tapestry of music-video shorthand, a torrent of unemotive visual pizzazz—think Singh’s shallow, Tarkovsky-mongering “Losing My Religion” clip for R.E.M. stretched to an intolerable two hours—unleashed when Alexandria meets the lonely Roy Walker (Lee Pace) and he starts spinning a story about an avant-garde Village People that includes Charles Darwin traveling the world to destroy the mysterious Governor Odious.
The outline of his fantasy is a projection of Roy’s insecurities, but the more colorful details are references to Singh’s influences: Salvador Dalí, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Jan Svankmajer, Mark Romanek, and more. Such is the self-absorption of the thing that Roy, even after he’s learned to accept life after putting Alexandria’s in danger, barrages the girl with thoughts of death and destruction as she recovers from surgery on a hospital table, and when the sun projects the image of a horse through a keyhole, the animal appears upside down on a wall behind Alexandria, as if keyholes were equipped with prisms. Shunning logic and compassion, The Fall is a bedtime story impeccably designed to flatter its own maker—and chronic masturbators.
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