Uwe Boll’s insistence on plugging genre tropes into his imagined idea of populism returns us to the same cynical place as Postal, except with none of the sizzle.
Postal is something more than a cult film.
Uwe Boll tries his hand at political/cultural satire with Postal and comes up with something smelling awfully similar to feces.
Only Uwe Boll would assume that the moviegoing public craved a trashy Lord of the Rings rip-off starring Burt Reynolds and Matthew Lillard.
BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll’s indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet.
Saying Alone in the Dark is better than House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV.