It suggests four episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic smushed together with a Sia music video tacked on at the end.
The sexism isn’t quite as noxious as one might find in Tyler Perry’s films, but that’s as far as the compliments go when it comes to this overextended and deeply crude sermon.
Writer-director David E. Talbert adapts his own 2003 novel into something as useless as it is implosive.
Like many, I did my vacationing first by way of the movie screen, making all subsequent traveling the realization of romanticized visions.
The lengths Wayne Beach’s story goes to in order to cop a feel from The Usual Suspects is as embarrassing as his Showtime aesthetic.
Rent-heads will shriek for joy when they encounter the supplemental materials available on this 2-disc DVD edition.
Basic is just that: a mundane military thriller whose only goal is to appeal to an audience’s basic desire to be tricked into multiple corners.