If you’ve watched any of the previous incarnations of La Femme Nikita, prepare to be disappointed by the new CW version, Nikita.
The only surprise to this by-the-numbers action thriller is that it didn’t go straight to video-and that it doesn’t star Jon Voight.
Echelon Conspiracy flimsily masquerades as a ticking bomb but is ultimately sans heart-pounding jolts.
The Lodger is so mired in ineptitudes that the weather is the least of its problems.
The film is further confirmation that not every minor story from a subculture necessitates cinematic interpretation.
Oh, the irony. In support of the National Drug Control Policy’s anti-marijuana advertisement included here, feel free to light up.
There’s no investment. In anything. Welcome to the desert of the reel.
For that special Christian in your life who’s still trapped in the 1950s.
Teenagers are disgusting, or so director Adam Shankman would have us believe.