It’s no Seven Samurai, but The Magnificent Seven is worthy of the flag it waves.
The film’s glass-spangled erection burns with an uncontrollable lust for spectacle.
Irwin Allen’s crowning achievement, and a shrine to all the bullshit behind Hollywood’s blockbuster franchises.
This is the rote story of a sarcastic drunk who falls in love with a one-night stand and learns he has cirrhosis of the liver all in the same week.