Adam Sandler spends more time laughing at jokes than making them in Grown Ups.
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is, against all odds, Adam Sandler’s funniest effort in close to a decade.
Think Revenge of the Nerds crossbred with Bad News Bears.
It’s only a matter of time before the woman with the penis for a nose ends up penetrating the woman with the hole in her trachea.
I suppose it could be worse. I mean, seriously, who would you rather go around the world with in 80 days: Jackie Chan or Hilary Duff?
This millennium edition of the film exists only to give Jackie Chan a hundred different places to kick the shit out of people.
The film’s charm and compassion is repeatedly drowned out by completely lowbrow distractions.
It’ll take you at least double this crummy film’s running time to get through the DVD’s genuinely cute Dukesberry interactive wonderland.
Wait for Eight Crazy Nights to be released as a rental and watch it without shame in the privacy of your own home.