The film is ham-fisted, maddeningly overwritten, and about as subtle as a jackhammer.
Right now, Raja Gosnell’s career is the bane of most sensible parents’ multiplex existence.
With just two features director Ira Sachs has created a distinctive, deliriously beautiful aesthetic.
Even though Dodgeball tries entirely too hard to be funny, the hearty extras collected on this DVD edition are rather nifty.
Eulogy’s spectacle of nastiness doesn’t indicate a family’s greater, largely unspoken love for one another.
Stooping to random cameos for worthless non sequiturs is the filmmaking equivalent of a comedic forfeit.
If your penis is really, really big, then talk to director Donald Petrie, who will go to great lengths to digitally remove it.
The illustrious cast can’t elevate the film’s depressingly simple-minded characterization of politics as nasty and shallow.
Serious film-lovers may need to take a shower afterward but this meaty DVD edition of Men in Black II will keep fans happily occupied.
Now that ImClone has brought Martha Stewart back to planet Earth, her superhuman tricks don’t feel quite so superhuman anymore.
The overall effect is like opening a present on Christmas morning.