It splits its time evenly between half-heartedly pretending it’s an allegory for our war on terror and pretending that it’s not.
The Cave has zero sex appeal, but it may turn you on to cave diving.
This is a a clumsy mutant hybrid pieced together with the flotsam and jetsam of Aliens, The Abyss, and Pitch Black.
Here, the Holocaust is a bleeding-heart’s stage for lynching trials, spelling bees, and ironic twists of fate.