Review: Rupture

It attempts to dress up torture-porn tropes with a late-inning switch to science fiction that spectacularly backfires.

Review: Clown

Based on one of Eli Roth’s parodic trailers, the film is a lifeless treatment of an amusing and unsettling concept.

Review: Strange Magic

As juvenile and frivolous a wish-fulfillment fantasy as one might expect from the visionary behind the Princess Leia hogtied to Jabba the Hut.

Review: Dark Summer

The cacophony of visions, broken mirrors, and mutilations only points to the ghost in the machine respecting The Craft as its spirit animal.

Review: The Zero Theorem

The film rehashes the same few superficial humanist/socialist platitudes over and over again, with such reliability as to nurture our complacency.

Review: Rage

The film is little more than a revenge relic pretending that the ethical treatise of A History of Violence never happened.

Review: 22 Jump Street

As funny and batshit insane as the movie often is, the fact that 22 Jump Street knows it’s a tiresome sequel doesn’t save it from being a tiresome sequel.

Review: Bad Milo

A filmmaker is thinking outside of the box when they stage a scene in which an ambulatory hemorrhoid tears a guy’s cock off with its teeth and swallows it.

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