Last weekend I was out at the club and men were hitting on me more than usual.
How ironic is it that I couldn’t find a thing to wear throughout the week?
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, here comes Mariah with her titties out, all breathless and moaning.
Looking for a new scent-sation for fall?
Read on to see how I tackled things with alarming sobriety...I mean bad breath.
In the latest issue of Q magazine, Avril Lavigne submitted an inane list of her “Ten Commandments.”
In the immortal words of Sam Fox, it’s hard to keep a good woman down, but, then again, maybe that could be fun!