Throughout, director John Hyams brings kinetic heat to Sick’s slasher trappings.
Sadly, Halloween: H20 has nothing to do with water.
Sometimes a good first impression is indelible enough that even the worst subsequent sins can go ignored.
As befitting a third sequel that plays by the “rules” of remakes, Scream 4 proves doubly redundant and uninspired.
Last weekend marked a dubious footnote in movie history.
A spotless transfer all-around (the sterling silver is sterling and Christina Ricci’s hair is blacker than black), but the film is still ugly as sin.
Before parodying your action superstar image, don’t you first have to be an action superstar?
The best thing that can be said about Cursed is that it’s scarier than Teen Wolf Too.