Teen horniness is not a crime but Southland Tales is.
If Donnie Darko was Richard Kelly’s Eraserhead, then maybe Southland Tales is his Dune.
It’s easy to imagine a better Herbie: Fully Loaded had Grace Jones’s “Sex Drive” blared during the film’s racing sequences.
Despite being affectionately known as the Love Bug, Herbie is more of a horny pest in Herbie: Fully Loaded.
Save yourself the trouble: Skip D.E.B.S. and rent Pootie Tang instead.
Is Seeing Other People the pilot for a failed FOX sitcom spread out to an impossibly long 90 minutes for the big screen?