David Wain and Ken Marino’s The Ten is as tonally divergent as possible from Krzysztof Kieślowski’s The Dekalog.
Somewhere, some frat guy is turning this PG-13 underwater porn into a screensaver.
Chris Evans may not win an Oscar for his performance in Fantastic Four, but I see an AVN award in his future.
Without Jessica Alba’s bootylicious presence, the shallow Into the Blue would sink like a stone.
Fans of the film may want to save their allowance money and wait for the inevitable two-disc edition.
The end result is a wasted opportunity to breathe fresh life into the Marvel universe’s long-stodgy elder statesmen.
If Sin City’s construction is wholly self-aware, its deliberately affected performances wisely forgo winks to their own outlandishness.
Looks like someone’s been watching Dangerous Minds.