It’s not even made clear whether the machines can feel pain. But after sitting through Fire & Rescue, interminable even at a lean 83 minutes, I sincerely hope they do.
It confuses nostalgia for earth-shaking cultural upheaval, never really expounding on the actual effect of the Borscht Belt circuit’s influence.
The original Hairspray is just funky and enthusiastic enough to make its ham-handed moral go down easy.
You saw Brother Bear and Home on the Range in theaters but skipped the truly subversive Teacher’s Pet? Here’s your chance to fix that.
At the very least, Zoolander is the most superficially good looking DVD of the year.