Writer-director Robin Swicord’s film seems content to merely carry out its absurdist premise until the bitter end.
Neither Gon nor Doctor B make cameo appearances in Tekken the movie. You do not want to see Tekken the movie.
It’s a team sport, but the story belongs to the individual, which gives Mr. 3000 its meta-celebrity subtext.
The best that can be said for Mr. 3000 is that it does the schmaltz of the baseball movie genre justice.