A geriatric summer adventure in which the appearance of action takes the place of the real thing.
Trading in shabby trickery, Deception proves painfully incapable of building a better suspense-movie mousetrap.
What does Woody Allen believe in?
Cassandra’s Dream is simply content reprimanding the main characters for not knowing their place.
Revenge of the Sith is the grandest third act in space operas.
That the film maintains a tone of sickly whimsy throughout tells you all you need to know about the seriousness of the enterprise.
Perhaps the saddest thing about this debacle is that it’s Chris Noonan’s follow-up to 1995’s Babe.
The disc’s image is clean and sleek and the soundtrack is deep and bassy.
Valiant is the DVD of the year for parents who hate their children.
Stay is a tricked-out look at mental crisis.
The slapdash construction and narrative inconsistencies aren’t nearly as damaging to the film as the mediocrity of its animation.
A hearty DVD package but strictly for that special pre-schooler and Robin Williams completist in your life.
I think we’re far enough along in our civilization that the following can be stated with absolute authority: all Michael Bay movies are evil.
It’s a faster, longer, taller Six Flags ride trying to outperform some dinky old thing from Coney Island.
Chris Wedge’s Robots more or less confirms that production studio Blue Sky is likely to be remembered as the Jan to Pixar’s Marcia and PDI’s Cindy.
Don’t be fooled by the R rating on the back cover of the DVD, Ewan McGregor’s penis is still uncut.
Burton fans will be delighted by the excellent commentary-slash-chat-session between the director and mystery interviewer.
Todd Haynes views glam rock as an art form that allowed means of expression for a band of outsiders.
Big Fish is a cosmic gallery of gothic inventions and magical wish fulfillments.
David Mckenzie seems less concerned with the film’s central mystery than he is with taking his characters’ clothes off.