The film is simultaneously exhilarating, gorgeous, and tedious, operating as a weird fusion of auteur project and craven franchise start-up.
An origin story, apologia, and harbinger of a second expanded universe of overpopulated action bonanzas.
Like a Brazilian wax for the brain, Zack Snyder’s divisive reboot of the Superman franchise will continue to obliterate your senses in this impressive combo package.
This is a good excuse for those late to the party to familiarize themselves with the show.
The image is serviceable but the audio delivers the goods.
Strictly for cock-juggling thundercunts and the people who love them.
This New Line Platinum Edition of Blade II features some of the most in-depth, sophisticated supplemental material ever amassed for a film of this kind.