Review: Quartet

Anyone who’s worked with senior citizens will tell you how vital music is to them, but Quartet fails to capture that vitality.

Review: Fuck

Fuck mainly serves as the latest example of the atrocious devolution of mainstream documentary filmmaking.

Review: Pocahontas

Girlfriend talks as if she’s constantly burning her bras but she can’t tell when some scumbag is trying to shamelessly get into her panties.

Review: The Last Samurai

The film is content to be a squishy, serious-minded lesson about embracing one’s heritage and cherishing the virtues of valor and respect.

Review: Timeline

When it comes to the cinematic translation of his pulpy adventures, a little dash of “unlikeliness” never hurts.