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HND@Grassroots: Season 2, Episode 7 (25), “Oscar (sic) Schindler’s Cock Glove”

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HND@Grassroots: Season 2, Episode 7 (25), “Oscar (sic) Schindler’s Cock Glove”

Hello Dear Non-Listeners!

We’re back like Death Metal Disco and thrice as evil. But this time, we’re bringing in the big guns—ok, fine, our imported guns—as we recorded on the Fifth of November with Faisal A. Qureshi (Nerve’s Screengrab among other things). As for the annoying buzzing noise during the first ten minutes, that is what happens when your co-host keeps fiddling with his cellphone next to the recording device.

This episode is our minor tribute to the late Michael Crichton. We think back to previous works like Jurassic Park, as well as directorial efforts such as The Great Train Robbery and—shockingly—Runaway. Of course, it all devolves into weird praise for Kirstie Alley, Vadim grumbling about something or other, and me ignoring W. for a second week. At the same time, we learn why Faisal came to a podcast that he wasn’t even aware of! (Kidding.)

Lo, this is Episode 7—“Oscar (sic) Schindler’s Cock Glove.” Thanks again to our guest, who went on with us to our second favorite bar—Holiday Cocktail Lounge—and was pleasantly surprised by the scum-like surroundings we like to inhabit.

Join us next time when Mike D’Angelo comes back to talk Afterschool and if you see either Vadim or me at the bar, please, buy us a drink! And give us jobs if you work for The Onion. John Lichman

John Lichmanis a freelance writer who contributes to The Reeler, Primetime A&E [print only] and anyone with cash. He works odd jobs to afford his vices, sleeps on couches and can drink Vadim Rizov under a table.

Faisal A. Qureshi’sgot an Amazon profile.

Vadim Rizov is a New York-based freelance writer. His work has appeared in The Village Voice, The Onion A.V. Club and Paste Magazine, among others.

Keith Uhlich is editor of The House Next Door.