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5 for the Day: Haiku

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5 for the Day: Haiku

But I fart in church.

Here are five haiku about movies, movie characters, and celebrities. They come with one caveat: If you read them, you have to respond in kind. After all, this is virtual nostalgia English class. You knew there’d be homework.

1.

An offer they made
that he couldn’t refuse: Why
Brando did “The Score.”

2.

You were a woman
Until you dropped your knickers.
Oh well. Since I’m here…

3.

White Men Can’t Jump, and
According to “Footloose,” they
cannot dance either.

4.

A new jack singer
Is outacted by a cat.
Welcome to “Glitter.”

5.

BrAngelina and
TomKat? Go back 40 years
And you’ll find LizArd!