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5 for the Day: Haiku

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5 for the Day: Haiku

But I fart in church.

Here are five haiku about movies, movie characters, and celebrities. They come with one caveat: If you read them, you have to respond in kind. After all, this is virtual nostalgia English class. You knew there’d be homework.


An offer they made
that he couldn’t refuse: Why
Brando did “The Score.”


You were a woman
Until you dropped your knickers.
Oh well. Since I’m here…


White Men Can’t Jump, and
According to “Footloose,” they
cannot dance either.


A new jack singer
Is outacted by a cat.
Welcome to “Glitter.”


BrAngelina and
TomKat? Go back 40 years
And you’ll find LizArd!