Braveheart

Braveheart

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Almost 12 years since its surprise Oscar victory, Mel Gibson’s first epic exercise in bloodletting remains the most hilariously sexed-up piece of pap to ever take home the golden statue. Totally oblivious to itself, Braveheart is the ultimate ode to unspoken man-on-man love, its action sequences shot like a perpetual cock tease of penetrations and thwackings before the climactic war-cry cum shot. Which isn’t to say that Gibson’s own William Wallace doesn’t melt in the presence of the woman he loves—rightfully so, given her heavenly splendor, a virtue the film has no idea what to do with—but there’s something implicitly queer in the film’s overexerted masculine camaraderie, in which buddies toss boulders at each other for sport and even the thrusting of a white hot steel prong into one’s chest (so as to remove the head of an equally phallic arrow) is just another post-battle annoyance.

More apparent in retrospect, though, is the film’s blatant Christ symbolism. Casual moviegoers have often mistakenly thought Mel Gibson to have played Jesus in his Passion of the Christ, an assumption not entirely without basis seeing as how everyone’s favorite anti-Semite practically took on the role almost 10 years prior. His is the angered God of the Old Testament, loving and righteous but equally ready to lay waste to all who oppose him, and so too does Wallace dish out his love and vengeance with equal portions of schmaltz and savagery, his Word manifest not in the form of prayer spread throughout the land but that of a war against mustache-twirling English imperialists.

The film’s rather trite evocation of Scottish history in the midst of British oppression remains its most fleeting element, substituting polished aesthetics, quotable speeches, and superficially bravura camerawork for a genuine examination of historical legend, while its would-be woozy romance remains muted beneath the weight of both its unmerited running time and overly orchestrated sense of tragedy. Never before have the dark ages looked so plasticine and manicured as in Gibson’s panoramic lens, and nor has any single image of the director’s career been more encapsulating than that of Wallace, limbs outstretched in a Christ pose just before his final gutting. In this final moment of masochistic glory, Gibson and Wallace become one, a man of fire and passion ready to kick your ass into complacency. So inspiring is his message that my own girlfriend channeled it, in the warning I received prior to my reviewing the film: You’d better love it, or I’ll disembowel you.

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Distributor
Paramount Pictures
Runtime
177 min
Rating
R
Year
1995
Director
Mel Gibson
Screenwriter
Randall Wallace
Cast
Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan, Catherine McCormack, James Robinson, Sean Lawlor, Sandy Nelson, James Cosmo, Sean McGinley, Alan Tall, Andrew Weir, Gerda Stevenson, Peter Hanly, Brian Cox