The Spiderwick Chronicles

The Spiderwick Chronicles

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An evil ogre seeks an encyclopedia that contains the vast secrets of an enchanted realm in The Spiderwick Chronicles, a pursuit that would seem more consequential if Mark Waters’s film didn’t reveal said realm—which lies just beneath the surface of our everyday existence—to contain little more than a few strange creatures governed by spells involving tomato sauce, salt, and honey. Waters’s stab at a children’s fantasy epic is based on a series of books by Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black, and while I can’t speak to the quality of the novels, what appears on screen is little more than a competently executed, largely characterless hodgepodge of the past decade’s legion of likeminded adventures. In this saga, Mary-Louise Parker’s newly single mother relocates fencing fanatic Mallory (Sarah Bolger) and her twin brothers Jared and Simon (both played by Freddie Highmore) from New York City to a country family mansion, where Jared—angry at Mom about the move and her separation from his father—discovers an ancient book written by his great-great-uncle Arthur Spiderwick (David Straitharn). Being a disobedient kid, Jared ignores the do-not-open warning note, thereby letting loose an army of toady goblins and their ogre master Mulgarath, who wants to use the book’s contents to destroy the world.

Fatherless children are the order of the day, but Spiderwick Chronicles develops this theme no more than the absolute minimum, instead content to stage swordfights and races-against-time between its plucky child protagonists and their monstrous enemies. Like so many would-be successors to the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter thrones, Waters’s film is thin at every turn, offering up magical sights and sounds without spending the requisite amount of time establishing a fantastical world that might deliver some actual magic. Consequently, the mythology it tenders feels like so much substance-free gobbledygook, a shortcoming almost as egregious as the misuse of not only Straitharn (far too reserved for the inventive, obsessive Spiderwick) but also Nick Nolte, who—aside from one scene—is reduced to doing voice work for a CG ogre far less menacing than the intense, grizzled actor himself.


The film's special effects are seamlessly blended into a rich and uningratiating tapestry of accurate skin tones, nuanced blacks and superb shadow delineation, and while the sound is solid, it's not until the ghoulies finally go on the attack that the audio track really shows its muscle.


Get ready for an exclamatory good time! On disc one we get "It's a Spiderwick World!" and "Spiderwick: It's All True!" (on which director Mark Waters advises that we keep salt and tomato juice handy while watching the movie), as well as the interactive Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide (which can be transformed-with a click of your remote-into an in-movie affair). On disc two, the excitement continues: "Spiderwick: Meet the Clan!" (essentially a glorification of Freddie Highmore's unquantifiable eyes), "Making Spiderwick!" (the set of the film-not the film itself, silly!), "The Magic of Spiderwick!" (effects people: step to the front of the line), and "A Final Word of Advice!" (on which Waters again praises the virtues of salt and tomato juice). On a more subdued note, you'll also find four deleted scenes, nine Nickelodeon spots and two theatrical trailers.


The features on this two-disc edition of The Spiderwick Chronicles raises the question: Does Mark Waters have stocks in Morton and Campbell's?

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  • DVD-Video
  • Two-Disc Set
  • Dual-Layer Discs
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 2.35:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • French 5.1 Surround
  • Spanish 5.1 Surround
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • French Subtitles
  • Spanish Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • "Spiderwick: It’s All True!" Featurette
  • "It’s a Spiderwick World!" Featurette
  • Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guide
  • "Spiderwick: Meet the Clan!" Featurette
  • "Making Spiderwick!" Featurette
  • "The Magic of Spiderwick!" Featurette
  • "A Final Word of Advice!" Featurette
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Nickelodeon TV Spots
  • Theatrical Trailers
  • Previews
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    DVD | Soundtrack | Book
    Release Date
    June 24, 2008
    Paramount Home Entertainment
    101 min
    Mark Waters
    Karey Kirkpatrick, David Berenbaum, John Sayles
    Freddie Highmore, Mary-Louise Parker, Nick Nolte, Sarah Bolger, Andrew McCarthy, Joan Plowright, Seth Rogen, Martin Short, David Strathairn