The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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In The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a coalition of our favorite superheroes and anti-heroes from literature (The Invisible Man, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Captain Nemo, etc.) is formed by the British Government to save the world from an oncoming war. This high concept idea comes courtesy of Alan Moore’s graphic novels of the same name. (Moore previously impressed with Watchmen and V for Vendetta, which proved too complex for Hollywood to adapt into a summer movie.) LXG was primed for this sort of X-Men treatment. But instead of making a movie where each member of the team is allowed to participate in the narrative—as in Moore’s vividly imaginative, splashy panels, which are reminiscent of the great pulp comic strips of yesteryear (The Shadow, The Spirit, Terry and the Pirates)—LXG‘s gang is overshadowed not only by big (i.e. expensive but chintzy) special effects and a watered down spy plot, but by a movie star eager to hog all the glory.

Sean Connery is both star and executive producer, with ample face time as Alan Quatemain, international adventurer and aging lion. He gets a dramatic entrance, all the best one-liners, a father-son relationship with young Tom Sawyer (Shane West) and a swordfight, and as a result doesn’t leave much scenery for his supporting cast to chew on. Peta Wilson’s vampiric Mina Harker, Stuart Townsend’s svelte Dorian Gray and Richard Roxburgh’s obscure master of ceremonies all scramble to get their licks in; they come off as petulant cartoon characters flummoxed by Connery’s age, heft and star power. What is LXG but an accumulation of shoot-outs, explosions, quips and CGI special effects assembled into a semi-coherent haze? The film is frequently busy but completely oblivious of its characters, pacing, mood and performances. Even consumers seeking lowbrow, mindless entertainment might find themselves glazing over.

As directed by action movie hack Stephen Norrington (Blade), what should have been a breathtaking series of cliffhangers is transformed into a morass of bubbling incoherence. I don’t just mean the grand arc of the story, which slips and slides along until the obligatory grand finale, but individual action sequences: the film’s heroes speed through the narrow streets of Venice, but there’s no sense of geography or even logic to the chase. The villains pop up like video game targets waiting to get shot, punched or beaten. Compare it to the exhilarating (and, I might add, comprehensible) chases of The Road Warrior, Raiders of the Lost Ark, or even the much-maligned digital inter-zone of The Matrix Reloaded. In those, we had an investment in the characters and their quest; we also had a sense of anticipation of what the chase scenes meant. Here, they’re just chase scenes with blobby CGI villains running around. There’s no investment. In anything. Welcome to the desert of the reel.

Image/Sound

Blacks are deep but edge enhancement is noticeable throughout. Still, "Kenya, June 1899" doesn't look a day over 2003. As for the sound: it's louder than hell.

Extras

Producer Don Murphy is joined by actors Jason Flemyng and Tony Curran on the first of two commentary tracks included here. Flemyng and Curran go heavy on the anecdotes but Murphy's contribution is more valuable, not for any kind of aesthetic insights (there are none) but because he offers a glimpse into the producing process. LXG was the biggest film to be shot almost entirely in the Czech Republic and Murphy reveals the cuts they had to make in order to get a PG-13 rating. This track is strictly for future producers of the world. The second track features a team of costume, makeup and visual effects people. Costume designer Jacqueline West sounds as if she's shitting a brick, but she's a fascinating listen, at least compared to visual effects supervisor John Sullivan. Prone to using third-person, he refers to one shot in the film as "a Sullivan shot." Also included here is a routine six-part "Assembling the League" making-of featurette that's moderately watchable because it's been edited to look like comic book pages, 12 deleted scenes that are as bad as anything that actually did make the cut, and (get ready for this) that anti-marijuana commercial with the black teen visiting the spot where he killed his brother.

Overall

Oh, the irony. In support of the National Drug Control Policy's anti-marijuana advertisement included here, feel free to light up. You'll need to in order to kill the pain of watching LXG.

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Specifications
  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 2.35:1 Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • French 5.1 Surround
  • Spanish 2.0 Surround
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • Spanish Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • 2 Commentary Tracks
  • 12 Deleted/Alternate Scenes
  • "Assembling the League" Featurette
  • Anti-Marijuana Ad
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    Release Date
    December 16, 2003
    Distributor
    20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
    Runtime
    110 min
    Rating
    PG-13
    Year
    2003
    Director
    Stephen Norrington
    Screenwriter
    James Dale Robinson
    Cast
    Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah, Peta Wilson, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng, Richard Roxburgh