The Italian Job

The Italian Job

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After his disastrous attempt to fill Cary Grant’s shoes in Jonathan Demme’s otherwise stylishly off-the-cuff The Truth About Charlie, Mark Wahlberg botches another remake, this time as a bank robber extraordinaire in F. Gary Gray’s tedious The Italian Job (the 1969 original starred Michael Caine in the lead role). Wahlberg has publicly stated that the film is his best yet, which makes one wonder: has the actor come down with Burt Reynolds Syndrome, unable to comprehend the career pinnacle that was Boogie Nights? In PT Anderson’s epic, Wahlberg’s one-and-a-half-dimensional acting skills were perfectly in sync with his character Dirk Diggler’s fanciful delusions of legitimate movie stardom; the symmetry between this real-life rapper-turned-actor playing a porn star falsely convinced of his own acting prowess was a sublime bit of casting. Wahlberg’s subsequent underwhelming A-list roles have relied on the actor’s emotional and intellectual blankness but to devastating effect.

In The Italian Job, Wahlberg stars as Charlie Croker, an ace thief who’s loved and admired by his mentor-cum-father-figure, the dapper old pro John Bridger (Donald Sutherland). The two are planning to steal $35 million in Italian gold, and the heist is supposed to be Bridger’s last hurrah (isn’t that always the case?). Their gang of criminal specialists sport typical only-in-the-movies nicknames like Jason Statham’s Handsome Rob (the car driver), Mos Def’s Left Ear (the explosives expert), and Seth Green’s Lyle (the computer whiz), who claims that he created Napster—a fitting reference, given that everything in this pedestrian action flick seems to have been pirated from either the original Italian Job template or every other mid-level summer action extravaganza of the past 10 years. Their plan goes typically awry when Steve (Ed Norton, sporting a paper-thin moustache that immediately suggests he’s up to no good) double-crosses his buddies by snatching the gold, murdering Bridger, and, in one of those moments that Austin Powers loves to parody, attempts to kill the rest of the crew but leaves the scene of the crime before making sure they’re actually dead.

Since there wouldn’t be a movie without our heroes cheating death, the guys survive Steve’s ambush (yawn) and, one year later, reunite to steal the gold back from their former accomplice, who’s now hiding out in Los Angeles. To replace the dearly departed Bridger, Charlie enlists Bridger’s daughter Stella (Charlize Theron), the most beautiful “safe and bolt technician” ever to walk planet Earth, to help crack Steve’s super-duper home safe. Stella and Charlie are excellent partners, with Theron exuding runway model radiance and Wahlberg exhibiting underwear model vacuity, and neither is better than in a scene that calls for Charlie to comfort a distraught Stella in a run-down motel bedroom: sticking out like gorgeous sore thumbs in this drab setting, one expects Charlie to turn to Stella and suggest that they bag the whole plan and go get a pedicure instead.

Unfortunately, such flights of fancy are sorely lacking from this snooze-fest, and, with its straightforward revenge premise firmly established, The Italian Job merely grinds to a complete standstill. Charlie and company ably satisfy the script’s mandate that they fill up screen time with comical banter and silly montages—including one that would be right at home in any episode of “The A-Team”—until the ho-hum climax, which finds the thieves grabbing Steve’s gold and fleeing the scene of the crime in their Mini Coopers while Lyle creates a massive L.A. traffic jam to aid their escape. This action sequence (lifted, in spirit if not execution, from the original film) strives for old-fashioned authenticity, utilizing no computer-generated effects in detailing the tiny cars’ high-speed route out of the city. Such a concept may be admirable in theory, but, like Norton’s unbelievably dull villain—a man who uses his pilfered gold to acquire the lavish items his former partners had dreamed of buying with their share of the loot—the lifeless finale has about as much imagination as a Mini has trunk space.

Image/Sound

Paramount Home Video consistently puts out one top-notch transfer after another. If not for the ever-so-small edge halos that tend to surround the film's actors, this chintzy 1.85:1 anamorphic transfer of The Italian Job is a real beauty. Nowhere is this more evident than in Mark Wahlberg's first scene with Donald Sutherland. Colors are nice and gooey and blacks are rock-solid, and despite the razor-thin edge halo Wahlberg attracts throughout the scene, you're unlikely to see white this heavenly anywhere other than the hair on Sutherland's head. The Dolby Digital 5.1 is equally seductive. Volume levels are excellent and the bass is aggressive but non-invasive. The dialogue sounds as if it's been deliberately softened, but the effect works for the most part, considering just how little conflict there is between the spoken word, the film's punchier sound effects and the restrained score, which is nicely carried across a wide soundstage.

Extras

No director's commentary, but a series of featurettes more or less get the Italian job done. The 18-minute "Pedal to the Metal: The Making of The Italian Job" is pretty standard stuff, notable only for the horrific sight of a full-bearded Donald Sutherland and F. Gary Gray declaring that he watched the original film before shooting the remake. A great director would never have done that, something screenwriters Donna Powers and Wayne Powers more or less prove on "Putting the Words on the Page for The Italian Job." The screenwriters admit that they watched the original film, but only so they could recreate its silky tone. (Donna Powers acknowledges that the original should remain "its own beast.") "The Italian Job Driving School" shows driving teacher Steve Kelso instructing the cast on how to drive the films minis. Nothing special here besides Charlize Theron's annoyance over having been assigned more driving time than her co-stars merely because she was a girl. Madonna's favorite car is made love to by the cast and crew on "The Mighty Minis of The Italian Job" while the incredibly short "High Octane: Stunts from The Italian Job" observes the details of a couple of stunts from the film. Rounding out the disc are six deleted scenes sans commentary (all are pretty useless except for the embarrassing "Restaurant" scene), and trailers for The Italian Job, Timeline, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life and the upcoming Indiana Jones DVD collection.

Overall

The Italian Job gets a top-notch video and audio transfer here, and while there's no commentary track to sell some prospective buyers, I'd keep this DVD edition solely for the awesome interactive menus.

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Specifications
  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 1.85:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • English 2.0 Surround
  • French 5.1 Surround
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • "Pedal to the Metal: The Making of The Italian Job"
  • "Putting the Words on the Page for The Italian Job" Featurette
  • "The Italian Job Driving School"
  • "The Mighty Minis of The Italian Job" Featurette
  • "High Octane: Stunts from The Italian Job" Featurette
  • 6 Deleted Scenes
  • Theatrical Trailers
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    DVD | Soundtrack
    Release Date
    October 7, 2003
    Distributor
    Paramount Home Video
    Runtime
    110 min
    Rating
    PG-13
    Year
    2003
    Director
    F. Gary Gray
    Screenwriter
    Donna Powers, Wayne Powers
    Cast
    Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Donald Sutherland, Mos Def, Jason Stathan, Seth Green