The Fog

The Fog

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Whereas John Carpenter’s 1980 ghost story The Fog placed a premium on verbal as well as visual storytelling—John Houseman’s intro tale of death exemplifying the film’s awareness that it’s always more effective to incite viewers’ terrified imaginations than to simply depict the horrific—Rupert Wainwright’s updated version is, like so many of its unnecessary modern remake brethren (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of Wax), beholden to the belief that overtness equals scariness. From its opening frames, Wainwright’s story of sinister sentient fog and the cloistered island community it haunts finds itself drearily dramatizing what its predecessor more efficiently (and creepily) conveyed via Houseman’s ominous recital. And yet despite such expository obviousness, this new Fog is nonetheless slightly less “logical”—if one dares use such a term regarding a supernatural thriller about mist-shrouded undead lepers seeking retribution against the hot young children of their murderers—than its source material with regards to plotting. Working from the premise that leaving anything unexplained might catastrophically confuse the audience, Cooper Layne’s script provides a boatload of suspense-sapping background on its oceanic fiends as well as both vengeful and romantic motivations for their return to Antonio Island. The latter of these incentives involves Elizabeth Williams (Lost‘s Maggie Grace), a nonconformist home from the big city whose strange dreams about a burning ship and inexplicable affinity for the random trinkets washing up on shore immediately mark her as a reincarnated spirit—bad news, unfortunately, for her fisherman boyfriend Nick (Smallville‘s Tom Welling), whose employees become the first of many vapor-related casualties. The film’s adherence to the genre’s contemporary status quo of cacophonous CG effects and empty-headed simplicity naturally results in the dispatching of Carpenter’s subtext about church villainy in favor of extreme close-ups of Nick and Elizabeth’s shower sex and an old sailor’s rotting face. Wholly unbelievable as the mother of a 12-year-old boy, Selma Blair gamely (if somewhat soggily) attempts to fill the busty brassiere of Adrienne Barbeau as lighthouse-situated deejay Stevie Wayne. Alas, without Carpenter’s gorgeous widescreen cinematography or eerily unhurried pacing—in other words, without the finest things about the original—Wainwright’s Fog proves successful only at blowing.

Image/Sound

The fog looks terrible, but that's to be expected given how much of the movie's special effects were done digitally. Fog aside, though, this is a good transfer, boasting remarkable skin tones, rich color saturation, and excellent shadow delineation. (The scene at the cemetery between Maggie Grace's Elizabeth and the priest embodies all these strengths.) The audio is predictably loud at all the right moments but it's otherwise an unspectacular presentation-dialogue is clear but surrounds leave much to be desired.

Extras

Prepare for a bunch of extras as miscalculated as the movie itself. Take, for example, Rupert Wainwright's commentary track, during which the director states, "For those of you who haven't shot at sea, don't!" This sort of advice, applicable only to aspiring filmmakers, is emblematic of the track's banality; Wainwright has little to say throughout, but when he does, he simply describes what's happening on the screen. Equally useless are eight deleted scenes and two featurettes during which John Carpenter reveals how much he isn't a fan of his original film and co-producer David Foster mentions how much the master of horror wanted to make money on the remake. (According to Foster, Wainwright was ostensibly picked for the project because "we were all taken by Stigmata.") Far more depressing is the idea that the filmmakers thought they could improve the story by simply giving the characters the motivations they lacked in the original. Rounding things out is a bunch of previews.

Overall

If you like your horror films served analog-style, stay away from this digital-era junk heap.

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Specifications
  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 2.35:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • French 5.1 Surround
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • French Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • Audio Commentary by Rupert Wainwright
  • "Whiteout Conditions" Featurette
  • "Seeing Through the Fog" Featurette
  • "Feeling the Effects of the Fog" Featurette
  • 8 Deleted Scenes
  • Previews
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    DVD | Soundtrack
    Release Date
    January 23, 2006
    Distributor
    Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
    Runtime
    103 min
    Rating
    NR
    Year
    2005
    Director
    Rupert Wainwright
    Screenwriter
    Cooper Layne
    Cast
    Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis, Kenneth Welsh, Adrian Hough, Sara Botsford, Cole Heppell, Mary Black, Jonathon Young, Rade Serbedzija