Mr. 3000

Mr. 3000

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I have a working theory that the reason baseball seems to be the sport of choice for what I construe to be the slight majority of cinephiles is because it’s the most distinctly narrative. Nine innings of back-and-forth with each team getting the same minimum at bats, no games that end in ties like hockey, and an old Hollywood focus on the close-up (i.e. the man at bat). It’s a team sport, but the story belongs to the individual, which gives the otherwise comfortable corniness of Mr. 3000 its meta-celebrity subtext. Bernie Mac’s self-aggrandizing pugnacity has always been more or less its own punchline, usually capped with a riff on his feminized burlesque of haughty indignation. Mac plays Stan Ross, a former superstar who chose to rest on his laurels after hitting the titular amount of base hits for the Milwaukee Brewers. (Is it just me or is every film that seeks permission from MLB commissioner and registered asshole Bud Selig to use the league’s treasure trove of logos and locations forced to use Selig’s lapdog Brewers as their “home team”?) Two decades later, his impending induction into the Hall of Fame is still being annually filibustered by, at first, jealous and retributive sports journalists and then the retraction of three of his hits from his all-important tally. To reclaim his achievement and preserve his contention for the Hall of Fame, he returns to the team (and manager) he snubbed all those years ago. While there are only ever two or three possible outcomes to the main story, director Charles Stone III (who did his best to keep Drumline as rote and dramatically inert as possible, even with the benefit of kinetic, wall-to-wall percussive breaks) peppers his dugout scenes with the sort of good-natured camaraderie that I guess must pass for humanism these days (Mac teaching his neophyte teammates how to read a pitcher’s tips, Amaury Nolasco and Dondre Whitfield bickering and flirting like two of the cutest little ball-playing bitches). Thank heaven for Angela Bassett’s always luminescent, still husky sensuality, though. Otherwise Bernie Mac’s throwaway reference to gay marriage might’ve actually had to carry the weight of topicality.


Looks so good that you can see Stone still hasn't quite figured out how to stretch out extras in a stadium and not have the crowds look thin. Still, I expect nothing less than this from a brand new studio film. The colors are vibrant, there are virtually no speckles on the print, and the anamorphic widescreen transfer gets the requisite seal of approval. The sound mixes (5.1 in either DTS or Dolby surround) really shine whenever Earth, Wind & Fire takes over the stadium PA system.


"Outrageous outtakes" says the back of the DVD case. I think we'll settle on "amusing." Also, there's an unpretentious commentary track (that occasionally stops just shy of anti-pretentious), deleted scenes with optional commentary, the unexpurgated media clips for the faux SportsCenter and Tonight Show episodes used in the film, a gaggle of behind-the-scenes featurettes, including one documenting the casting call for the extras that would be playing MLB players that almost had me getting all emotional. (All those minor leaguers getting their shot in the spotlight. You go, guys!)


The best that can be said for Mr. 3000 is that it does the schmaltz of the baseball movie genre justice.

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  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 1.85:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • DTS
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • French Subtitles
  • Spanish Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • Audio Commentary by Charles Stone III
  • Deleted Scenes
  • The Making of Mr. 3000 Featurette
  • Spring Training and
  • Everybody Loves Stan Featurettes
  • Uncut Scenes
  • Theatrical trailers
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    DVD | Soundtrack
    Release Date
    February 1, 2005
    Buena Vista Home Entertainment
    104 min
    Charles Stone III
    Eric Champnella, Keith Mitchell, Howard Michael Gould
    Bernie Mac, Angela Bassett, Michael Rispoli, Brian J. White, Ian Anthony Dale, Evan Jones, Amaury Nolasco, Dondre Whitfield, Paul Sorvino, Earl Billings, Chris Noth