Ladder 49

Ladder 49

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Reality check! In mid-August, three men from a firehouse in the Bronx were accused of raping a woman who later admitted the sex was consensual. In an episode of Tough Crowd, one of Colin Quinn’s regular panelists made an off-the-cuff remark that brilliantly tapped into the essence of the relationship between firefighters and their rightfully adoring public. The man wasn’t in the least bit bothered by the incident, and because of the brave work firefighters do on a daily basis, he said he’d happily offer his own ass for a firefighter’s sexual pleasure. After the events of 9/11, firefighters and cops were subjected to the kind of hero worship that had evaded them during Rudy Giuliani’s iron-fisted reign over the city, but some seem to think this sexcapade has tainted the image of firefighters everywhere. I suppose in much the same way that hardcore Christians like to believe that Jesus was too good for an erection, people forgot that men can be heroes and still like to put their dicks inside people. Now comes Touchstone’s reductive Ladder 49, a film that reeks of public relations spin and seemingly exists only to exploit our culture’s idolatry of firefighters after 9/11. Starring Joaquin Phoenix as a rookie firefighter trapped inside a burning building, the film documents the bold steps his company takes to rescue him from the fire. Normally when a person’s life flashes before them it’s just that: a flash. But when Jack (Phoenix) looks back at his career and marriage, it’s via corny epic-length flashbacks: Not only is there little connection between the past and the present in the film, but the man’s memories are so artificially and deliberately straightforward as to suggest that he isn’t trapped inside a burning building but sitting on a chair and flipping through a photo album. “I actually hold the nozzle and put the fire out,” says Jack to future wife Linda (Jacinda Barrett) after a supermarket meet-cute. Unintentionally amusing, the spit-and-polished Ladder 49 likens a firehouse to a Barbie Dream House and likens heroes to saints: No one curses, no one has sex, and they all go to church! Is this the real world or the Hallmark Channel? Indeed, the closest thing this square creation has to a villain is veteran firefighter Lenny Richter (Robert Patrick), who likes to give rookies like Jack and Keith (Jay Hernandez) a hard time, but the extent of his wrath is forcing the new guy to put a roll of toilet paper on its holder. As for the soulless fire sequences, they’re so big and suspenseful you half expect to see Celine Dion standing on top of a building wailing “My Heart Will Go On.” Only in Hollywood!

Image/Sound

The image is clean, boasting accurate skin tones, rock-solid blacks, and good shadow delineation, and while the audio department could have benefited from a DTS track, the existing 5.1 surround track makes sure the many fires in the film snap, crackle, and pop across all channels.

Extras

The commentary track by director Jay Russell and editor Bud Smith is a real snoozer: Lots of talk about camera setups and setting up fires, but most frightening is Russell's reverence for Ron Howard, who he consulted at length because of the director's experience making crap, err, fires on the set of Backdraft. You can save yourself a whole lot of time and just head straight for the special features: the Hallmark-friendly "Everyday Heroes: Real Stories from Real Firefighters," four deleted scenes (which includes a "9-11" scene that seems to have been deleted because a character questions society's reverence of firefighters), and Robbie Robertson's ridiculous "Shine Your Light" music video, which features some lovely shots of Baltimore that were deceptively recycled for the three-part making-of documentary that's also included here. Rounding out the disc are previews for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, National Treasure, the second season box sets of Golden Girls and Home Improvement, and a Lost promo.

Overall

It's a darn shame this Ladder 49 DVD didn't come with a copy of Enya's Memory of the Trees and a box of Lucky Charms. Thumbs down!

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Specifications
  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 1.85:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • French 5.1 Surround
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • French Subtitles
  • Spanish Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • Audio Commentary by Jay Russell and Editor Bud Smith
  • "Everyday Heroes: Real Stories from Real Firefighters" Featurette
  • "The Making Of Ladder 49" Featurette
  • Robbie Robertson Music Video
  • Previews
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    Release Date
    March 8, 2005
    Distributor
    Buena Vista Home Entertainment
    Runtime
    115 min
    Rating
    PG-13
    Year
    2004
    Director
    Jay Russell
    Screenwriter
    Lewis Colick
    Cast
    Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Jacinda Barrett, Morris Chestnut, Robert Patrick, Balthazar Getty, Jay Hernandez, Billy Burke, Tim Guinee