Review: Cold Creek Manor

The film is neither as funny as it should be nor is it as mysterious as its initial self-reflexivity would have you believe.

Cold Creek Manor
Photo: Touchstone Pictures

In Cold Creek Manor, documentary filmmaker Cooper Tilson (Dennis Quaid) and his corporate-bigwig wife, Leah (Sharon Stone), relocate their family from New York City to a dilapidated country estate previously owned by an ex-con, Dale (Stephen Dorff), with killer obliques. Sound familiar? As written by Richard Jefferies, the film is more or less a variation of his script for the 1992 black comedy The Vagrant, which featured a yuppie played by Bill Paxton trying to get rid of the dirty bum who lives near his new house.

Because the film is also a contract job for Mike Figgis, the seemingly superfluous hot air exchanged between the film’s country bumpkins and city folk has a way of mirroring the director’s own 15-year back and forth between Hollywood and independent productions. Leah contemplates having an affair with a business associate who promises her a V.P. position. Though she’s scared of the cutbacks within the company, she leaves her job and stays with her husband whose “low budget stuff” is his “labor of love.” When the family moves to the titular abode, Cooper inexplicably starts making a documentary about the family who used to live there and Dorff’s handyman is understandably peeved by the defilement of his family’s past.

“You should have stayed in New York,” says Dale, as if urging Figgis himself to get back to the DV grit and split-screens of his last few films. Because it’s easy to read Figgis’s failed indie experiments (no one checked into his Hotel several months ago) and struggles with studio heads in Cooper’s run-ins with Dale, it’s also easy to read much more into Cold Creek Manor than is really there. A local cop makes a passing reference to a cult, and because the locals are all too willing to freak the Tilsons out with their country hospitality, you may think that the strange things that happen to the family are an elaborate con by the town collective.

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The film’s two best moments involve characters making ghoulish discoveries (one inside a child’s scrapbook, another inside a well), and Figgis shoots each sequence with an almost nonchalant detachment. But despite the occasional freakish framing device and one humorous coordinated bout of snake-induced hysteria, Cold Creek Manor is neither as funny as it should be nor is it as mysterious as its initial self-reflexivity would have you believe. Actually, the film is every bit as cut and dry as the someone’s-going-to-fall-through-that-later stained glass that the Tilsons find inside their new home.

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 Cast: Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Wilson, Dana Eskelson, Christopher Plummer  Director: Mike Figgis  Screenwriter: Richard Jefferies  Distributor: Touchstone Pictures  Running Time: 119 min  Rating: R  Year: 2003  Buy: Video, Soundtrack

Ed Gonzalez

Ed Gonzalez is the co-founder of Slant Magazine. A member of the New York Film Critics Circle, his writing has appeared in The Village Voice, The Los Angeles Times, and other publications.

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