After the Sunset

After the Sunset

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At what point after a film is greenlit does a movie exec turn to the filmmakers and demand an intimate “homo” moment between the screenplay’s straight dudes? In Shall We Dance?, Richard Gere and Stanley Tucci are caught dancing together in a bathroom, but by some weird telepathic communication are able to work together to convince a man that Tucci’s character is in need of an ambulance. In the upcoming Hitch, Will Smith (who refused to smooch Anthony Michael Hall in 1993’s Six Degrees of Separation because he didn’t want to “gross out” his fanbase) kisses a man under the guise that he’s teaching him how to score with a chick. And in Brett Ratner’s After the Sunset, Pierce Brosnon and Woody Harrelson not only rub suntan lotion on each other but also get to share a bed. Audiences laugh at gay-panic scenes in the movies because they’re unconsciously reminded of their sexual hang-ups. From lisped characters to thoughtless prison-sex jokes, these scenes continue to prevail in bad Hollywood films because filmmakers know they elicit laughs. Good for a studio’s market-researched drivel, but bad for the community—both straight and gay. Illuminating sexual hang-ups is not on the mind of someone like Ratner, who sells the possibility of gay sex to straight audiences and in turn reinforces all sorts of homophobic attitudes. Of course, After the Sunset‘s only insult to movie culture isn’t the way it disguises fear as comedy, it also has the audacity to con audiences with a script seen a million times before. A Caribbean-styled version of The Thomas Crown Affair (like, say, The Big Bounce), this humorless heist flick casts Brosnon as a retired jewel thief who may or may not be trying to steal some diamond that belonged to Napoleon and Harrelson as the F.B.I. agent who wants to catch him in the act. (Don Cheadle is the island paradise’s great black hope, who claims to be concerned with the welfare of his people but who seems more interested in turning supermodels into household pets.) The non-stop gay-panic (what’s with the drag show aboard the film’s cruise ship?) and witless repartee (some guy says, “My family’s been in manure for 30 years,” to which Pierson replies, “No shit.”) is interrupted from time to time by Salma Hayek’s breasts and ass, which get more screen time than the actress’s face. Misogynistic to the core, there’s actually a scene in After the Sunset where a woman happily allows her lover to have his two-minute orgasm. You get a sense real quick that this film is tailor-made for exactly that kind of man. But who am I to judge? Like someone in the film says, “Interrupting a man’s leisure is harassment.”

Image/Sound

Image: Clean as a whistle. Sound: Crazy.sexy.cool. On a completely unrelated note: It's kind of funny that, for a film so viciously homophobic, the awesome music used for the interactive menu recalls the opening chords of George Michael's brilliant cover of Seal's "Killer."

Extras

A commentary track that allows Brett Ratner, his writer, and one of his producers to explain how they crapped on cinema, 15 deleted scenes, the best blooper reel you'll ever see in your life (I don't know what's better: the "Omar Sharif" fuck-up or Salma Hayek saying "Somebody snuck onto the cruise ship tonight" over and over again), a really long and involved documentary ("Before, During and After the Sunset"), an interview between Ratner and a real-life jewel thief (oooooooh!), an episode of Charlie Rose with the director and cast, a nifty visual effects comparison, trailers, TV spots, and plugs for Wedding Crashers and future gay classic Monster-in-Law.

Overall

Kudos to Brett Ratner for at least acknowledging that the film's gay jokes are cheap-doesn't make him any less of a prick, but still.

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Specifications
  • DVD-Video
  • Dual-Layer Disc
  • Region 1
  • Aspect Ratio
  • 2.35:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
  • Dolby Digital Formats
  • English 5.1 Surround
  • English 2.0 Stereo
  • DTS
  • None
  • Subtitles & Captions
  • English Closed Captions
  • English Subtitles
  • Spanish Subtitles
  • Special Features
  • Audio Commentary by Brett Ratner, Beau Flynn, and Mark Helfrich
  • "Before, During and After the Sunset"
  • "Interview with a Jewel Thief"
  • Deleted/Alternate Scenes
  • Blooper Reel
  • Charlie Rose Interview
  • Visual Effects Comparisons
  • Trailers and TV Spots
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    DVD | Soundtrack
    Release Date
    March 28, 2004
    Distributor
    New Line Home Entertainment
    Runtime
    98 min
    Rating
    R
    Year
    2004
    Director
    Brett Ratner
    Screenwriter
    Craig Rosenberg, Paul Zbyszewski
    Cast
    Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek, Woody Harrelson, Naomie Harris, Don Cheadle, Jeff Garlin, Michael Bowen, Mykelti Williamson