


For her solo debut, the prettiest member of No Doubt set out to make the kind of record she grew up listening to in Anaheim, California in the mid-1980s: catchy, soulless, synth-driven dance-pop a la Debbie Deb and Lisa Lisa. Short of changing her name to Gwenie Gwen and teasing her hair, the couture-happy Stefani succeeded in creating the year's guiltiest retro pleasure (emphasis on retro and pleasure) with
Love. Angel. Music. Baby. and its lead single, the Linda Perry-penned, Nellee Hooper-produced "What You Waiting For?" With its tick-tock pre-chorus, driving club beat, and mesh of electric guitars, the song is topped only by its designer mess of a video (directed by Francis Lawrence). Style trumps substance on
L.A.M.B. (she swings from a giant anchor in the Harajuku-Girl-meets-
Pirates of the Caribbean clip for "Rich Girl"), which puts both the guilt and the pleasure in Stefani's self-professed guilty pleasure record.



Inspired by Bruce Davidson's rich and striking black-and-white photography of New York's inner city, director Mark Romanek made his first foray into hip-hop videomaking with Jay-Z's so-called swan song. The pair shot the video for the single "99 Problems" in and around the Marcy Houses projects where Jay grew up in Brooklyn, capturing both real-life street squabbles and a fictional storyline that ends with the literal and figurative death of Jay-Z the artist (but don't hold your breath). The clip features the Alpha Phi Alpha Steppers and cameos by a pimped-out Rick Rubin (who produced the track) and Vincent Gallo (who may or may not be the hitman who ultimately takes Jay down). Not only is "99 Problems" the best video of the year, it might just be the best hip-hop video ever.



The Yeah Yeah Yeahs will tell you themselves: "Maps," their hit modern rock ballad, was a fluke. Karen O's distinctive warble and desperate pleas ("Wait! They don't love you like I love you") are reminiscent of Chrissie Hynde, while the song's crisp guitar solos recall the Pretenders' heyday. The video for "Maps," with its bright primary colors and simple but stunning art direction, stands in stark contrast to Karen's typically crazed beer-spittin' onstage grandstanding (save for one brief moment when it seems as if she might strangle herself with her mic cord). It's the year's greatest video performance in one of the year's best videos for one of the year's best singles.



The band is mum on who the song's actually about, but just one look at the video for "Megalomaniac" (which ranks among director Flora Sigismondi's best work) and it's pretty damn clear. Amidst Nazi-esque imagery, books titled
Heroes Don't Ask Why and
Ye Holy Buy Bull, signs that read "Operation Freedom Control" and "Jesus Saves," and a poverty-stricken family drinking oil from a can, a white politician spits vitriol from a gas pump podium before turning into an American Eagle and plucking out the eyes of the people standing before him. Soon, of course, dissent arrives in the form of piranhas (the people) devouring the big bad bird.



It only took one listen to realize that Kylie Minogue's "Slow," the first single from her album
Body Language, would hardly make a blip on the U.S. pop culture radar. But that doesn't mean it wasn't one of the hottest tracks of the year. The song's accompanying video finds Kylie lying poolside in a one-piece, surrounded by an array of tanned Adonises and bathing beauties, the camera panning out to reveal her speedo- and bikini-clad buddies writhing on their colorful towels like little plastic pieces in a kaleidoscope. The clip isn't as geometrically groundbreaking as it could have been in the hands of, say, Michel Gondry, but it's fitting for such a slinky, minimalist romp like "Slow." For added pleasure, check out the Chemical Brothers' remix.



It should have been hard for Vanessa Carlton to trump her first single "A Thousand Miles," but "White Houses," the lead single from the singer's sophomore effort
Harmonium, is the kind of song that truly cements a career. Amidst a driving beat, piano recital keys, and lush strings, the song tells the story of five girls living together in what is presumably a dance school dormitory or summer camp. The girls play spin the bottle, make out with boys, tell secrets, betray each other, and then reluctantly move on with their lives. The song is poignant, bloody, fleeting, and beautiful, much like adolescence, while the simple but elegant video allows Carlton to showcase her years of professional dance training.



Sure, the sight of Eminem reading an upside down copy of
My Pet Goat might be a bit much, and an army of black hooded sweatshirts following the rapper to Capital Hill like a bunch of clones only bolsters the notion that Marshall Mathers is an egomaniac, but to compare Em's "Mosh" to P. Diddy's insipid "Vote Now Or Die" campaign, as Armond White did a recent
New York Press article, is about as stupid as thinking "Mosh" could have won John Kerry the election. Anyone who knows someone whose tour of duty has been extended at least once, or anyone who has a family member who served in the first Gulf War and is afraid of being called back to the military because it would leave their wife and kids to fend for themselves, can relate to the image of a marine receiving a notice of reassignment. Yet Em's polemic is less about the war in Iraq and more about the unfought battles on our own soil. Yes, I'm just a part of what some like to call "the narcissistic, racist left media." But where's Public Enemy now, Armond? Oh, that's right, kissing up Brigitte Neilson on VH1 and making vague, spineless anti-war tracks with Moby.



The video for Maroon 5's hit "This Love" was temporarily and inexplicably banished to late-night MTV following Janet's Nipplegate. Sure, it's a bit racy but you can see more skin every week on
The OC or
Desperate Housewives. Much of the clip's real success can be attributed to the styling and art direction (the bright orange and red backdrops and sweatshirts, and all those pink-flowered South American trumpet trees). And, in the end, the song is just damn catchy. (Lead singer Adam Levine gets bonus points for knowing all the lyrics to Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance"—yes, I watch too much VH1.)



Capitalism is both the black man's salvation as well as his slavemaster on Kanye West's "All Falls Down," featuring Syleena Johnson singing a hook written by Lauryn Hill. The video is a bit less complicated, at least from a thematic standpoint—Kanye bids farewell to his girlfriend as she catches a flight at LAX. Technically, though, the clip is as complex as its wordsmith's lyrics, told from the perspective of Kanye, whose reflection we see in restroom mirrors and car windows. Save for a slightly cheesy x-ray sequence at the metal detector, "All Falls Down" is understated and touching, and it ends with Kanye's "eyes" filling with tears as he watches his girlfriend's plane fly overhead through the sunroof of his limousine.



Crunk died the day it was born unto the pop masses. I've been whistling that damn incessantly oscillating hook from the ubiquitous "Yeah!" for almost a year now.
Confessions ain't no
Thriller, but Usher might be the closest thing we've got to a new Michael. He sings, he dances...hell, he writes a little too. He's got a blockbuster album with a string of hit singles attached, including a superstar duet with Alicia Keys. Now if only he'd eat some of that humble pie Tyra Banks is constantly servin' up on UPN.
Sal Cinquemani
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