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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Visual Effects

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

As long as there's a Transformers film franchise, there's a good chance Oscar nominations for special effects are going to be thrown at it like alien shrapnel. And since Michael Bay shows no signs of abandoning his clinking, clanking cash cow, expect this year's nod for Transformers: Dark of the Moon to be the second of many (2009's brain-melting Revenge of the Fallen was graciously snubbed in this category). But don't expect it to be the one that tops the 2011 field, for while the Hasbro superbots demand attention on screen, the whole cacophonous series is considerably lacking in prestige, and odds are your average Academy member isn't about to hand it his or her vote. Continue Reading »




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Hating the Player, Losing the Game: The Armond White Meta-Review

Toy Story 3

When New York Press critic Armond White panned the universally admired Toy Story 3, the disapproval he expressed and the backlash it inspired were so "predictable" that they were, well, predicted. Bumping TS3 from its briefly "100% Fresh" standing at the critical aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, White's piece (entitled "Bored Game") channeled a steady stream of pissed off Pixar loyalists to the Press website. "Registered just to say I think you are a massive twat and I feel really sorry for you," user woahreally weighed in. "Whoever ur boss is should be slapped for allowing you to publish this disaster of a review," opined the inventively pseudonymed usuckballs.

The comments-section calls for White to be fired are occasionally hilarious in their venom and vulgarity, all the more so for being so spectacularly self-defeating—could the Press have mounted a more successful campaign to increase their web traffic and user registrations? And there's the rub. White's detractors accuse of him being a "contrarian," someone who bucks the critical establishment and defies popular taste out of little more than cynical self-promotion and antisocial perversity. (This highly circulated chart of Armond's pans and praises has been offered as definitive "proof" that his opinions are reflexively reactionary.) But if this is true, any principled stand against White paradoxically rewards and enables him. "Don't feed the trolls," as the saying goes. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2010 Winner Predictions: Sound Mixing

Avatar

The sound category that more often rewards nuance probably deserves a little bit more consideration than I gave to sound editing (by my estimation an Avatar free spot) a few days ago. That said, scratch everything that isn't a Best Picture nominee here right from the get-go. Too many scores to settle with this Avatar/Locker/Basterds three-way dominating all sorts of subheads down-ballot, and neither the Starship reboot nor the Optimus rehash even remotely flipped the template to the extent they'd have needed to in order to register among the three-headed Best Picture hydra. Of those three, Basterds is probably in the most precarious position, despite the roaring majesty of Mélanie Laurent playing a cinematic Carrie to the Nazi Party's prom night. Ultimately, you have to dock Tarantino's film a few ballots to take into account the voting demographic that thinks David Bowie ended up on the soundtrack by mistake. Continue Reading »




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Link for the Day: History for Hire

History for Hire

Today's link takes you to the latest interview by Collectors Weekly contributors Maribeth Keane and Jessica Lewis. Their subject this time out is movie prop supplier Jim Elyea, who's outfitted everything and everyone from Titanic to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.




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Tsunami of Shit: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

By Robert Humanick

I'm sick of this notion that movie critics don't like to have fun. Like any broad accusation, it's pure cop-out, especially when founded on the basis of but a handful of films, as is usually the case. Though a minority opinion in my circles, I liked the first Transformers. It was big, loud, and dumb in that manner that recalls the childhood ambition of instilling life in one's toys. More importantly, it stayed just behind the line of headache-inducing excess that stands as the starting point of this new film. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is to its predecessor like a medieval torture chamber is to a playground, but that won't keep many from swallowing it hook, line and sinker, quickly and indiscriminately. I can only hope that my feelings here are the general consensus—not just for critics, but for human beings. Few elements of Fallen are completely odious unto themselves, but rolled together it becomes a wave of inescapable proportions—a literal tsunami of shit. Continue Reading »




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