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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Visual Effects

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

As long as there's a Transformers film franchise, there's a good chance Oscar nominations for special effects are going to be thrown at it like alien shrapnel. And since Michael Bay shows no signs of abandoning his clinking, clanking cash cow, expect this year's nod for Transformers: Dark of the Moon to be the second of many (2009's brain-melting Revenge of the Fallen was graciously snubbed in this category). But don't expect it to be the one that tops the 2011 field, for while the Hasbro superbots demand attention on screen, the whole cacophonous series is considerably lacking in prestige, and odds are your average Academy member isn't about to hand it his or her vote. Continue Reading »




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Summer of '86: Shapeshifting Nostalgia: Transformers: The Movie

[Editor's Note: This is the latest entry in our annual "Summer of…" series, co-presented by Aaron Aradillas of Blog Talk Radio's Back By Midnight and Jamey DuVall and Jerry Dennis of Blog Talk Radio's Movie Geeks United! Transformers: The Movie was released in theaters on August 8th, 1986.]

Transformers: The Movie

I spent the better part of my pre-pubescent years collecting action figures and their respective war machines. After lining these miniature soldiers up in precise battalions, I'd orchestrate fantastical battles between the forces of G.I. Joe, M.A.S.K. (Mobile Air Strike Kommand), and He-Man. Malicious destruction of these toys was never my focus; it was the art of movement, sound, and slow motion that fascinated me to no end. Looking back, it seems like my 5-year-old self was trying to contemplate the power of the visceral image long before my rampant cinephilia blossomed in the early 1990s, an instinctual clue I never really recognized until now.

First developed by Japanese toy manufacturer Takara and made famous in the U.S. by Hasbro, the shape-shifting Transformers characters were common heroes in my vintage reenactments. Each character/machine had a distinct look and purpose, which allowed for endless scenarios during the heat of the battle. In fact, my love for Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee, and the rest of the multi-dimensional brood went beyond collecting just the figurines; there were definitely Transformers bed-sheets involved. So when Transformers: The Movie was released on August 8, 1986, it became my inaugural event film. The memories of this theatrical experience itself are brief—only striking flashes of color and light—but my hazy recollection made me even more curious about how Transformers: The Movie would play to my adult self made cynical by Michael Bay's manic and brutish handling of the same material some 25 years later. Continue Reading »




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Hating the Player, Losing the Game: The Armond White Meta-Review

Toy Story 3

When New York Press critic Armond White panned the universally admired Toy Story 3, the disapproval he expressed and the backlash it inspired were so "predictable" that they were, well, predicted. Bumping TS3 from its briefly "100% Fresh" standing at the critical aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, White's piece (entitled "Bored Game") channeled a steady stream of pissed off Pixar loyalists to the Press website. "Registered just to say I think you are a massive twat and I feel really sorry for you," user woahreally weighed in. "Whoever ur boss is should be slapped for allowing you to publish this disaster of a review," opined the inventively pseudonymed usuckballs.

The comments-section calls for White to be fired are occasionally hilarious in their venom and vulgarity, all the more so for being so spectacularly self-defeating—could the Press have mounted a more successful campaign to increase their web traffic and user registrations? And there's the rub. White's detractors accuse of him being a "contrarian," someone who bucks the critical establishment and defies popular taste out of little more than cynical self-promotion and antisocial perversity. (This highly circulated chart of Armond's pans and praises has been offered as definitive "proof" that his opinions are reflexively reactionary.) But if this is true, any principled stand against White paradoxically rewards and enables him. "Don't feed the trolls," as the saying goes. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: Agnès Varda Retrospective, Why McDonald's Got It Right, BP Oil Leak = Hollywood Blockbuster?

Cleo from 5 to 7

The Auteurs's online retrospective Le cinéma d'Agnès Varda, which includes shorts and feature-length films from the director, is now live. Check it out!

Here's a really insightful, eloquent, and touching editorial by Jim Emerson at the Chicago Sun-Times about that "controversial" French McDonald's commercial we posted a couple of days ago.

Thanks to Ray Privett for pointing us toward this cartoon at xkcd.com satirizing Michael Bay and the media's response to the BP oil leak (though we're surprised at how good BP itself comes off).




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