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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Documentary (Short Subject)

Saving Face

We're not exactly batting a thousand in this category, but we're pretty sure we got this year's winner pegged. Stupidly, we placed our bets the last two years on wrenching docs—one about the aftermath of the massive earthquake that rocked the central region of China, the other about a female soldier's post-traumatic stress disorder—only to see the voters indulge other fetishes. So, if topicality isn't exactly an asset for a film nominated in this category, we can safely rule out Gail Dolgin and Robin Fryday's warmhearted but mundane The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement, about a now-deceased activist who looks back on the early days of the movement in the days leading up to Barack Obama's victory in the 2008 election. Yes, the 2008 election, which, at least for AMPAS members with proven short-attention spans, probably now feels as old as the silent-film era. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Short Film (Animated)

The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

Is it just us or can the Academy's infatuation with The Artist be felt even in categories where the film isn't nominated? Grant Orchard's The Morning Stroll, about a chicken stopping a passerby on a city street dead in his tracks, first in a time when films were referred to as moving pictures, then in our present day, and finally in a post-apocalyptic tomorrow where zombies have come home to roost, is cute up to the point that its artistry adopts the very ADD it increasingly thumbs its nose at throughout. A sweeter, more quaint vision, Patrick Doyon's Sunday is in essence also a study of human routine, only this one waxes nostalgic on the different world children and adults inhabit without a shred of condescension. Both Terrence Davis and Bill Plympton would love it…and we know how many Oscars each of those filmmakers have. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Short Film (Live Action)

Tuba Atlantic

In years past, we've written off this category's most obvious UNICEF candidates by virtue of their lack of any value outside of insistent efficacy. In other words, put as many crying third-world children in glass-strewn pediatric cancer wards as you want, but if you haven't color-corrected their tears and can practically see the timecode above their deathbeds, voters are still going to turn you on your way with a pat on the head. The strategy has kept us away from making a lot of easy mistakes in this category. But we've still been wrong more often than not lately because we've repeatedly underestimated the viability of any candidates on the opposite end of the spectrum (i.e. impeccably made student movies obsessed with themselves). Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Art Direction

Hugo

It may sound shocking to some that the Harry Potter franchise has never won an Oscar, despite nine pre-2012 nominations being spread across five of the films (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix couldn't conjure a single nod). Perhaps the Academy simply hasn't been able to brush off the pixie dust with which Chris Columbus ushered in the series, or maybe all those wins for 2003's The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King left voters feeling like they'd hit their literary-fantasy quota for the next decade. Either way, though Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 adds three more nods, including Art Direction, to the saga's final tally, it looks like Harry and his pals are going to ride their brooms into the history books without one nude gold man in tow. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Original Screenplay

Midnight in Paris

Bridesmaids is just glad to be invited, no? A "memorable" quote from the film according to IMDb: "You're like the maid of dishonor." Which makes me, an admitted fan of the film, cringe and feel as if I'm misremembering its high hit-to-miss ratio. Margin Call possibly fares worse, because is a line like "I don't get any of this stuff" a refreshing acknowledgement that market-speak is a language that even stock brokers struggle with or a sure sign that J.C. Chandor was too lazy to do his homework? Also out is Asghar Farhadi's A Separation, which faces the uphill battle of having to appeal to voters resentful of actually having to read the screenplay while watching the film. Then there's Michel Hazanavicius's blasé approximation of a silent film that would have been forgotten and lost to time—or an attic fire—had it been actually made in 1925. The reason The Artist won't win is easy: Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Supporting Actor

Christopher Plummer

That a now slimmer, totally unfunny Seth has been nominated for an Oscar before McLovin' (whose take on Evil Ed was, if no patch on Colin Ferrell's smoldering Jerry in the Fright Night redo, still a more fully realized character than Moneyball's Peter Brand, movies' all-time flimsiest amalgamate) is the only kink in a category preoccupied with old men getting real with their feelings. Which is why no one should've been surprised in the slightest to see Albert Brooks given the cold shoulder: His Drive heavy had no feelings to bloviate (though the compassion he showed one of Drive's supporting characters even while taking his life away should've been more properly noted). I'm not sure whether Brooks should take it as a compliment or an insult to have been excluded, but it has to sting a little bit that Hill's downright catatonic bullpen pencil pusher usurped him in what seems clearly this year's biggest coattails nod. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Visual Effects

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

As long as there's a Transformers film franchise, there's a good chance Oscar nominations for special effects are going to be thrown at it like alien shrapnel. And since Michael Bay shows no signs of abandoning his clinking, clanking cash cow, expect this year's nod for Transformers: Dark of the Moon to be the second of many (2009's brain-melting Revenge of the Fallen was graciously snubbed in this category). But don't expect it to be the one that tops the 2011 field, for while the Hasbro superbots demand attention on screen, the whole cacophonous series is considerably lacking in prestige, and odds are your average Academy member isn't about to hand it his or her vote. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Animated Feature

Rango

Putting aside the Academy's shocking diss of Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin in this category, I was with Eric here at first: "I guess we should never underestimate this branch's desire to make the category look like it deserves to exist." The branch, after all, passed up Cars 2 and Happy Feet Two, films few seem willing to go out on a limb for—and Winnie the Pooh, well, that wasn't exactly the second coming of The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. But after rallying to see the five films that made the final cut, I'm thinking that singing penguins might have actually legitimized this category.

The most delightfully animated feature in this bunch, Kung Fu Panda 2 is still at best a slab of warmed-over holiday seconds, and one whose statistical chance of winning is perhaps smaller than Demián Bichir's. Then you have Puss in Boots, another glossy trifle from the House that Shrek Built that frequently, if shamelessly, brought a smile to the face of this recently anointed cat person. A better dissertation on family than either of them is The Cat in Paris, the wafer-thin but quaint account of a young French girl who discovers that her kitty moonlights as a jewel thief's partner in crime. The film gets my personal vote by virtue of being the most unpretentious and least corporate-looking nominee in the category. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Winner Predictions: Music (Original Song)

Midnight in Paris

We kick off our Oscar winner-prediction coverage this year with the category even AMPAS wants to flush. What exactly does the presence of two nominations signify? It doesn't mean that only two songs were deemed worthy of a nomination. It actually means only one of them broke through the baseline rating required for a nomination (an 8.25 rating, if that clarifies anything), and Academy rules pushed the next-highest-ranking candidate in to simulate a contest. By that measure, in a year during which "Over the Rainbow" represented the only decent song from a movie, "Over the Rainbow" could've theoretically been forced to compete against a song composed entirely out of farts, even if the latter received a score resembling Miss Poogy's typical blood alcohol level, so long as the fart ditty happened to be next in line. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Picture

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Anyone who's invested in the preposterous hoopla of Oscarology has suffered at least one headache while poring over the Academy's explanation-resistant math. So to ensure you needn't have the Excedrin within reach, let's keep the voting blather to a minimum and focus on what seem to be the most pivotal factors in this year's top race. First of all, as was the case in the past two years, a solid, conventional roster of five movies has emerged, despite a field that welcomes additional contenders (for the headache-free unwashed, those five are The Artist, The Descendants, The Help, Hugo, and Midnight in Paris). No pundit in the game will tell you those huggable favorites aren't done deals, so best to nudge them aside and hurry along.

Adjusted rules allow anywhere from five to 10 nominees to fight it out for Best Picture, and to test the new system, the Academy held mock recounts for every race over the past decade. Results were scattered, and many years produced more than five finalists, but none were able to pack the entire slate (ergo, fewer sore thumbs like The Blind Side dirtying up the ballot, to say the least). It's conceivable, then, that this year won't go 10-wide either, and the recounts help to justify an eight-nominee total that's felt just right for weeks. There are those who'll tell you the ironclad quintet is as far as the field will go, just as there are those who'll say preferential voting isn't all that different than it's always been. But if one is to accept conventional wisdom that first-place rankings are especially crucial, and that movies have to battle especially hard to join the elite pack, then predictions come down to which films seem believable as voters' picks for 2011's tip-top. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Original Screenplay

Beginners

Historically a haven for the quirk, verve, and humor that can't quite crack the tougher races, the Original Screenplay category will openly welcome a movie like Bridesmaids, which may have a fiery fanbase and a sure shot at Supporting Actress, but isn't about to compete in Best Picture, no matter how hard the mainstream dreamers squint their eyes and pray. The script nom might strike some as a snub-amending bone-throw to a buzz-building comedy, but Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo actually deserve to be in contention for their dialogue-driven hit (unlike The Hangover, another R-rated giggler with Best Pic whispers, to which Bridesmaids is belittlingly compared). Still, pink-clad comediennes with volatile bowels are bound to be outclassed by Midnight in Paris, the Golden Globe and Critics' Choice victor that's all set to squeeze another gold man onto Woody Allen's crowded mantle. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Actor

Michael Fassbender

What Kurt said yesterday about the Best Actress race applies to the Best Actor race in spades, only with a little more direct focus. Instead of covering the gamut of popular Oscar strategies, the two strongest locks in this category are playing variations of the same game: homecoming king. No one is going to say either Brad Pitt or George Clooney stretched their acting muscles to the point of tearing in Moneyball and The Descendants. They're mainly being rewarded for dependability and reasonably mature taste in pet projects, especially in the case of renaissance man Clooney, who at least has the wherewithal to play up his creeping schlubishness—not to mention split an onion in the palm of his hand during The Descendants's emotional high point. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Actress

Glenn Close

If you want a good cross-section of Oscar habits, look no further than this year's top five candidates for Best Actress. In Michelle Williams, you have the eternally baity case of star playing star, and this time the star being played just might be history's brightest. In Tilda Swinton, you have a classic case of Academy catch-up, wherein voters nominate a brilliant talent for minor work as a means to remedy past snubs. Category fraud is exemplified by Viola Davis, whose push as a leading star is, admittedly, a falsity of the filmmakers and not of any voting body, but who should nevertheless be considered as supporting. In Glenn Close, there's you're wholly undeserving knee-jerk nominee, armed with a shameless checklist of Oscar-y draws like gender-bending, homosexuality, uglification, makeup effects, period details, decades-long commitment, and "past-due" desperation. And as for Meryl Streep, well, she's an Oscar habit in and of herself, isn't she? Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Director

Terrence Malick

The directing race has boiled down to nine names, four of which you can pretty safely etch into stone. Michel Hazanavicius, whose surname becomes quite easy to spell after constant repetition, is your frontrunner, as both he and his film seem rather insurmountable at this point. Martin Scorsese is next in line for the prize, boosted by a victory at the Golden Globes and the bonus of being Martin Scorsese (if the Academy wanted to split picture and director for one big cine-stalgia duet, the Hugo helmer would surely be sitting pretty). Alexander Payne will hear his name called for The Descendants, a movie that should be snagging more love for its makers than for its blandly reliable star. And Woody Allen, Oscar Hall of Famer and all-around oxymoronic humanist misanthrope, is a shoo-in for his adorable, CliffsNotes time machine, Midnight in Paris. Continue Reading »




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Oscar 2012 Nomination Predictions: Adapted Screenplay

The Help

It's both unfair and too easy to shake out predictions for this category based on what is most likely to appeal to the Kindle Fire set. But with Harvey Weinstein's apparent disinterest in backing his own Coriolanus for anything taking out the only viable candidate in Olde English, this category is left without its usually stuffy literary pedigree. So be it. The plot points of Peter Straughan and Bridget O'Connor's adaptation of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy are complicated and abstract enough to count as an organizational form of iambic pentameter. Though any Oscar voter who hasn't read John le Carré's book is likely to come away from the movie with more questions than answers, the script's economy (by necessity, mostly) won't be ignored. Similarly, the efforts of Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian (both previous winners) to make baseball statisticians' math-jizzing sound as clever as the pentateuch of Saint Benjamin Hecht will be regarded by fellow writers as the screenwriters' equivalent of striking paydirt with a Tumblr blog showcasing stock photos of smiling women eating salad. Continue Reading »




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