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As a Southern-gothic fairy tale about post-Katrina New Orleans, Beasts of the Southern Wild could have easily turned out to be a crass and unwittingly exploitative work. Co-writer/director Ben Zeitlin's fanciful approach to his understandably touchy subject matter theoretically seems glib. Thankfully, every time Zeitlin and co-writer Lucy Alibar threaten to oversimplify their story with mawkishly twee sentimentality, they steer the film's elemental narrative in another direction. The hopefulness that viewers take away from the film, the most buzzed-about title at this year's Sundance, feels earned thanks to Zeitlin and Alibar's focus on their characters' fears of imminent abandonment and annihilation. As a film about the seductive and essential power of hope, Beasts of the Southern Wild is a warm, accomplished, and fitting tribute to the fighting spirit of New Orleans.
This is the film you might get if Terry Gilliam conflated David Gordon Green's George Washington with Alice in Wonderland. We follow Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis), a six-year-old girl that lives with her single father, Wink (Dwight Henry), in a remote region of New Orleans only referred to as "The Bathtub." Since Hushpuppy spends much of her time by herself, all of her fears are filtered through a convoluted system of icons and symbols. This proves that she's a product of her environment. She listens to animals and people's hearts because her father has a heart condition, fears cannibalism after a Bathtub resident teaches her that all living things are "meat," and even fantasizes about wild rampaging boars because Wink has a big fat black hog on his farm. Continue Reading »
Tags: Alexis Dziena, Alice in Wonderland, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Ben Zeitlin, David Gordon Green, Dwight Henry, Eric Judor, George Washington, Jack Plotnick, Lucy Alibar, Quentin Dupieux, Quvenzhané Wallis, Sundance Film Festival, Terry Gilliam, William Fichtner, Wrong
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Shut Up and Play the Hits, Will Lovelace and Dylan Southern's documentary about the emotional toll that LCD Soundsytem's final live show had on frontman James Murphy, dances around the fact that the band was essentially a solo act. (Though Murphy performed all of the instruments on LCD Soundsystem's self-titled debut, a number of people, Nancy Whang and Pat Honey among them, became an integral part of the band's sound after Murphy took the album on the road.) This is presumably the reason why Murphy is the only person associated with LCD Soundsystem who's interviewed in the film and therefore gets to tell us what the end of the band signifies.
Since we know Murphy isn't retiring from making music, why are we seriously mourning the death of what was originally a one-man band? The answer is we're not really mourning, because Murphy isn't completely serious about burying the band. The doc starts with a sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek epitaph: "If it's a funeral, let's have the best funeral ever." Still, there's genuine sentiment behind that opening intertitle. This is shown in footage of Murphy dazedly walking around after the band's final performance and later during a lunchtime interview conducted by Chuck Klosterman. He also tells the crowd at Madison Square Garden that he wears his father's watch while performing for good luck, which suggests he's sentimental about the prospect of ditching the band. But isn't it enough that Murphy will just move on to his next project? Continue Reading »
Tags: Bloody Disgusting, Brad Miska, Chuck Klosterman, David Bruckner, Dylan Southern, Glass Eye Pix, Glenn McQuaid, James Murphy, Joe Swanberg, Laura Mulvey, LCD Soundsystem, Madison Square Garden, Nancy Whang, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 3, Pat Honey, Radio Silence, Shut Up and Play the Hits, Skype, Sundance Film Festival, The Blair Witch Project, The Devil Inside, Ti West, V/H/S, Will Lovelace
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"Cleansing…but victorious" is how the lead protagonist of The Surrogate describes his first sexual experience. The former emotion comes close to describing the resonance of writer-director Ben Lewin's film about the libidinal awakening of Mark O'Brien (John Hawkes), a real-life polio-afflicted poet and journalist. Thanks to Hawkes's fantastic performance as Mark and Lewin's clever, nuanced dialogue, The Surrogate is an accomplished portrait of a resilient man that, through sex therapy, was able to experience something new and extraordinary.
Mark, a Catholic with all kinds of stereotypical faith-based hang-ups about sex, first starts thinking about doing it after he develops a crush on Amanda (Annika Marks), a pretty young woman who briefly serves as his caretaker and assistant. Mark's temporarily crushed when Amanda doesn't reciprocate his feelings, but after he starts to research an article about how the handicapped have sex, repressed passions are suddenly aroused within him. So after talking candidly with Father Brendan (William H. Macy), a conflicted by empathetic Catholic priest, Mark agrees to meet with Cheryl Greene (a frequently naked Helen Hunt), a sexual surrogate that teaches Mark about his body and how to stimulate a woman's body too. Continue Reading »
Tags: Ben Lewin, Chase Williamson, Don Coscarelli, H.P. Lovecraft, Helen Hunt, Jason Pargin, John Dies at the End, John Hawkes, Sundance Film Festival, The Surrogate, William H. Macy
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It takes a little time to get used to the sprawling scope and the blocky dialogue of Red Hook Summer, director Spike Lee and co-writer James McBride's follow-up to Lee's own Do the Right Thing. In Red Hook Summer, Lee and McBride take the dialectical mode of discourse that Lee employed so masterfully in Do the Right Thing and explode it in order to create a unkempt but invigorating and deeply moving daisy chain of opposing ideas. The thematic preoccupations—gentrification, religion, familial history, love—of Lee's breakthrough film are no longer phrased as an easy-to-delineate back-and-forth between two types of interlocutors; now the conversation is a mosaic. Lee's not just talking about condos vs. projects, but about faith, self-discovery, fear of change, and a generational inability to communicate with one another. Lee and McBride have created a new microcosm of uncertainty and shaky hopefulness and it's a shambling, wonderful mess. Continue Reading »
Tags: Aaron Paul, Clarke Peters, Do the Right Thing, James McBride, James Ponsoldt, Jules Brown, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman, Red Hook Summer, Smashed, Spike Lee, Sundance Film Festival
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Filly Brown plays out like a caricature of every stereotypical Sundance drama about plucky young heroines who overcome great adversity just by sticking to their guns and never abandoning their dreams. Unfortunately, the filmmakers don't know how to dramatize the travails of a supposedly talented Latina rapper—"supposedly" because the song that's meant to prove she's a talented and soulful performer has laughably obnoxious lyrics that boast how Maria "Filly Brown" Tonorio (newcomer Gina Rodriguez) is true to herself because she doesn't have "fake tits" or that she's so fierce that she practically has two clitorises and will even take on "anyone with two tits." But these lyrics aren't apparently all that Maria's about; there's also her naïve free-style verses about how Latinos working minimum-wage jobs in Los Angeles go unnoticed by rich white folks. Maria's sophomoric calls for people to notice the guy that washes their cars is understandable; she is, after all, presented as a young, boastful star-in-the-making. But what's not as defensible is the constant way that neophyte screenwriter and co-director Youssef Delara defines Maria's world in broad and laughably klutzy terms. Continue Reading »
Tags: Braxton Millz, Chingo Bling, Christopher D. Ford, Don Quixote, Edward James Olmos, Filly Brown, Frank Langella, Gina Rodriguez, Jake Schreier, James Marsden, Jeremy Strong, Liv Tyler, Lou Diamond Phillips, Michael James Olmos, Noel Gugliemi, Peter Sarsgaard, Robot and Frank, Sundance Film Festival, Youssef Delara
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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie: The first feature-length film by comedy duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim is pretty much exactly what their Tim and Eric Awesome Show would be like as a 90-minute narrative. Beginning with a characteristically surreal short film within the film, Tim and Eric have turned out a predictably exhausting but fitfully funny extension of their stream-of-conscious brand of humor. Their jokes, which rely heavily on dead air, echolalia, and body horror-centric sight gags, are still very reliant on alternately quick and staggered editing cuts that make you wonder if you're watching what it looks like you're watching. Rest assured, that is definitely a bad Johnny Depp impersonator, that is a metal stud being jammed into a prosthetic penis, and you bet that's someone getting shat on. Take it or leave it seems to be Tim and Eric's mantra, a mentality that has served them well when they inundate their Adult Swim fans with loopy, sub-Dada skits. But that same approach is more tedious when used in a feature film. Continue Reading »
Tags: Adult Swim, Andy Samberg, Ari Graynor, Celeste and Jesse Forever, Emma Roberts, Eric Christian Olsen, Eric Wareheim, Johnny Depp, Justin Bieber, Lee Toland Krieger, Rashida Jones, Robert Loggia, Sundance Film Festival, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Tim Heidecker, Twink Caplan, Will Ferrell, Will McCormack
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by Simon Abrams on December 6th, 2011 at 7:31 pm in DVD
Another Earth is a high-concept failure. Director Mike Cahill and co-writer Brit Marling struggle in vain to foreground the thematic significance of their film's novel main conceit. In their film, a second Earth—that is, an identical planet to Earth as we know it—suddenly appears in the orbit of the film's native planet Earth. Cahill and Marling don't have original or even exciting ideas to present, just C-movie insights about survivors' guilt that happen to revolve around a cool science-fiction premise. But the film's plot doesn't really to do much with this alternate planet, a fact that has since made viewers rather upset because, well, just look at that title. Trust me: The lack of sci-fi-ness is the least of Another Earth's problems.
The film's creators are so desperate to impress viewers with the fact that their scenario is first and foremost about the human condition that they unwittingly deprive their characters and their film's world of any emotional resonance. These characters don't talk like real people, don't react like real people, and don't find meaning in their lives like any kind of recognizably human person might. The biggest ideas in the world couldn't make up for Another Earth's lack of sympathetic, organically developed characters. Continue Reading »
Tags: Another Earth, Brit Marling, Frank Zappa, Frankenstein, Kumar Pallana, Mike Cahill, Tom Noonan, William Mapother
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by Simon Abrams on November 21st, 2011 at 4:15 pm in DVD
Time in writer-director Evan Glodell's Bellflower is a linear path to a pitilessly bleak emotional abyss. Once the film's blustery dreams of self-destruction have been represented, they can't be taken back. Glodell doesn't valorize the green machismo and blustery one-upsmanship that he uses to characterize Woodrow's (Glodell himself) relationships with his best friend Aiden (Tyler Dawson) and the women that they both have crushes on. Instead, he presents Woodrow's tortured view of his recent past as a series of events that all led up to one crucial moment.
Woodrow, the film's precociously introverted main protagonist, eventually assumes the intuitively self-destructive persona he's been facetiously flirting with throughout the film. That transformation is frightening and all-consuming. We see the film's events distorted through the lens of Woodrow's desperate yearning to understand how things got so bad. The world of Bellflower is the world as imagined by Woodrow. He's constructed the film's narrative as a means of making sense of what he's done and futilely looking for a way to prevent what he knows will happen from happening. By film's end, Woodrow has created an elaborate self-flagellating daydream that becomes so puissant that it escapes from his head and takes on a life of its own. It's a fantasy of what will happen to him if he doesn't stop himself from further devolving into the monster he's jokingly imagined himself as. Still, regardless of whether this dream of fire, drugs, and mushroom clouds ever really comes to pass, Woodrow knows that just by imagining it, the damage he will potentially inflict on himself and others has already been done. And he only has himself to blame. Continue Reading »
Tags: Bellflower, Evan Glodell, Jessie Wiseman, Rebekah Brandes, Tyler Dawson
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The teasing sense of humor that David Cronenberg has infected A Dangerous Method, his adaptation of Christopher Hampton's play The Talking Cure, with is a big part of why the film is unmistakably Cronenberg's finest since 2002's Spider. Because A Dangerous Method follows Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung as they butt heads over their respective theories of psychoanalysis, it stands to reason that the smallest gesture in the film is full of meaning. Repeated tics, like the placement of hands on hips, or even when one character suffers a sudden, seizure-like paroxysm right after Jung discusses the symbolic death of one of his patients' fathers, are rather funny. But these actions also connote so much without really saying anything at all. Leave it to Cronenberg to make a nip slip a telling sign of the schizoid nature of Sabina Spielrein, one of Jung's most infamous patients. Cronenberg constantly uses overloaded images, including, yes, a cigar, to intrude on and indirectly raise the stakes of his film's central drama. These absurdly loaded images serve to subversively heighten the pathos inherent in Hampton's source drama. Continue Reading »
Tags: A Dangerous Method, Carl Jung, Christopher Hampton, Das Rheingold, David Cronenberg, Keira Knightley, Michael Fassbender, New York Film Festival, Sabina Spielrein, Sigmund Freud, Spider, The Talking Cure, Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Cassel
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The most striking thing about Carnage, Roman Polanski's adaptation of Yazmin Reza's stiff but satisfying stage play God of Carnage, is how much funnier it is than its source material. Polanski, who co-adapted the film's screenplay with Reza, emphasizes the absurd nature of Reza's blackly comic moral play. His leavening of God of Carnage's bleak sense of humor is apparent just from the way that he replaced loutish but menacing James Gandolfini with patently non-threatening John C. Reilly in the role of Michael, one of God of Carnage's four main characters. In Polanski's hands, what was once a brooding Pinter-esque update of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is now more like a broad comedy. Except instead of sitcom-style humor you get jokes indiscriminately lobbed at the expense of four ethically bankrupt petit bourgeois know-nothings. And these are the film's only protagonists! Continue Reading »
Tags: Chistoph Waltz, God of Carnage, Harold Pinter, James Gandolfini, Jodie Foster, John C. Reilly, Kate Winslet, Luis Bu, New York Film Festival, Pawel Edelman, Roman Polanski, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Yazmin Reza
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by Simon Abrams on September 27th, 2011 at 11:24 am in DVD
The apolitical nature of Incendies, a novelistic melodrama about the way terrorism effects people on a personal level, is strangely more irksome than the film's tempestuous and highly controversial final twist. That last revelation initially seems gratuitous, but it's at least essential to one of the film's major themes: Nobody can understand the role they play in their loved one's lives, especially not the people that are most affected by violence. But still Incendies's drama revolves around a daughter's quest to learn more about her mother, a condemned political prisoner and terrorist. The fact that we don't know what her mom stood for beyond a basic need to protect her family makes the film's lack of historical context troubling.
Incendies is broken up into several chapters whose breaks are broadcast with the kind of massive, bold, and totally unmissable font that Kubrick used to mark time in The Shining. Writer-director Denis Villeneuve refuses to situate his characters' stories within anything more than the most basic frame of reference. As such, the catalyst for Villeneuve's plot is simply Jeanne's (Mélissa Désormeaux-Poulin) quest to find her truant father and deliver a sealed envelope left to him from his recently deceased wife Nawal (Lubna Azabal). Continue Reading »
Tags: Denis Villeneuve, Incendies, Lubna Azabal, Maxim Gaudette, Mélissa Désormeaux-Poulin, Stanley Kubrick, The Shining
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To celebrate the New York Asian Film Festival's 10th anniversary, the Subway Cinema gang (Daniel Craft, Paul Kazee, Grady Hendrix, Goran Topalovic, and Marc Walkow) has programmed one of their most consistent and exciting lineups to date. The festival has always been fueled by kinetic and highly idiosyncratic pop cinema from across Asia, and though there are no films that achieve the level of gonzo excellence of former NYAFF titles like The Taste of Tea, Ping Pong, Running on Karma, or Survive Style 5+ do, even the most mediocre-looking films at this year's fest are worth watching. Continue Reading »
Tags: Austin Powers, Bangkok Knockout, Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame, Donnie Darko, Haunters, I Saw the Devil, Karate Robo Zaborgar, Kim Min-Suk, Last Days of the World, Masked Rider, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Milocrorze: A Love Story, New York Asian Film Festival, Noboru Iguchi, Park Hoon-Jung, Robo Geisha, Ryoo Seung-wan, Sell Out, Subway Cinema, The Blade, The Recipe, The Unjust, Troubleshooter, Tsui Hark
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by Simon Abrams on April 1st, 2011 at 4:01 pm in Film

[This is a submission to the White Elephant blogathon called by Silly Hats Only.]
Submitting Surviving the Game for the White Elephant blogathon is like giving an unwieldy lump of coal to a child on Christmas day: As malicious gestures go, it's a doozy. Yet another remake of The Most Dangerous Game, Surviving the Game is sadly only a little bugfuck crazy and largely just obnoxious and boring. It's bad enough that screenwriter Eric Bernt (Bachelor Party Vegas, Highlander: Endgame) doesn't know how to make his stock plot about a homeless man that gets hunted for sport by a group of crazy, rich guys relatable or recognizably human. What's worse is that director Ernest R. Dickerson (Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, Bulletproof) has absolutely no eye for spectacle. He makes violence seem almost anathema to his vision of even though he's remaking a movie where human beings are treated like animals for the amusement of others. Continue Reading »
Tags: Bachelor Party Vegas, Bulletproof, Charles S. Dutton, Cop Killer, Eric Bernt, Ernest R. Rickerson, F. Murray Abraham, Gary Busey, Highlander: Endgame, Ice-T, John C. McGinley, Rutger Hauer, Surviving the Game, Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, The Most Dangerous Game, White Elephant Blogathon
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Can't we allow ourselves to blamelessly dehumanize one group of real-life boogeymen without the fear of some would-be humanist insisting that these monsters, like us, have souls? Margin Call says, "No," refusing the viewer even the cathartic comfort of tsk-tsking the stock market traders that first discovered the recent collapse and were almost instantly forced to begin pulling out their assets.
According to the film, those investment bankers are human too, sharks that were turned into martyrs as soon as they realized just how bad thing had gotten. They had to fire each other, watch everything they worked for go up in flames, and as if that wasn't enough, one character even loses his dog to liver cancer while all of this is going on. These Armani suit-wearing grunts lost their livelihoods, which in some cases was the one thing they wanted to do in life, thanks to circumstances beyond their control. And yet, at this point in time, when the wounds from the recent recession have still yet to heal and the job market is still insanely tight, one has to wonder: Who cares? Why make this plea for tolerance now and, more importantly, who wants to hear it? Continue Reading »
Tags: J.C. Chandor, Jeremy Irons, Kevin Spacey, Margin Call, New Directors/New Films, Paul Bettany, Stanley Tucci, Zachary Quinto
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As a propaganda film, Pak Chong Song's Centre Forward confirms every nebulous assumption one might have about how all cultural roads in North Korea lead to stolid, state-mandated kitsch. Shot in 1978, this stiff but entertaining melodrama is utterly transfixing thanks to its quaint ability to take a seemingly innocent subject—a soccer player's drive toward becoming a striker—and elevate it to nigh-Olympian importance. The film climaxes prematurely during a brutal training montage in which the film's aspirant young protagonist forces himself to shoot 100 consecutive goals while his coach eggs him on. Anything less and he would be forgetting his "responsibility to your team and the motherland." Continue Reading »
Tags: Centre Forward, Korean American Film Festival New York, Pak Chong Song
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