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The Nina Garcia Project

Nina Garcia

Nina Garcia can't act. She can barely conceal her revulsion when a contestant on Project Runway trots out a skirt the color of paprika on devilled eggs, and she certainly can't act as if she isn't personally offended by such a garment. She can't act as if Heidi Klum's constant waffling between German-dominatrix authority and Betty Draper-esque petulance doesn't send her into a weekly rage coma. And she can't act comfortable when she's asked to strut around, along with regulars Tim Gunn, Michael Kors, and Klum, the green screen in Project Runway's opening credits this year, woodenly declaring that it's all about "attitude." But why would we want her to act? Nina Garcia is a fierce—and I mean that both ways—fashion critic, an opinionated and fashionable lady, and an editor with 30 years of experience in journalism and design, but she is not a television personality.

Despite this, over the course of nine seasons, Garcia's deadpan critique has become an integral, if not the integral, piece at the heart of Project Runway's cult success, balancing out Gunn's nutty professor, Kors's catty curmudgeon, and Klum's fussy, pretty, mean girl. Kors and Gunn are just as authoritative in their critical judgments, but they both also translate to television better (as does the indubitably foxy, stern, though surprisingly populist, Klum, but more on her in a moment). Over the years, Gunn has evolved into a kind of intellectual camp counselor, and Kors has mastered the art of the bitchy, cutting simile ("She looks like Barefoot Appalachian Lil' Abner Barbie"), making them more conventionally legible presences on the small screen. In other words, whether it's Gordon Ramsay, Tyra Banks, or that creepy fellow always leering about on The Bachelorette, the balance of Project Runway's judges at least loosely conform to reality-TV character types. Continue Reading »




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Minimalism Extremis: Anders Nilsen's Big Questions

Big QuestionsIn the tradition of Art Spiegelman's Maus, Chris Ware's Jimmy Corrigan, and Charles Burns's Black Hole, Anders Nilsen's underground graphic novel Big Questions was serialized over a decade or so, and has now been compiled into a thick, single volume that's being touted as a magnum opus. The deluxe hardcover edition of Big Questions, which is signed by Nilsen and has supplemental extras, is very beautiful, expensive, and hefty (over 600 pages long). The designers at Drawn and Quarterly in Montreal deserve real credit for being able to make a book look so dignified and serious.

Unfortunately, Big Questions, despite its page count, its august packaging, and its toiling-cartoonist origin myth, is no grand thing. It's a very quiet series of events—it doesn't even feel right to call it a story—that take place on a desolate plain and involve disaffected birds wondering about a plane and the pilot that has crash-landed in their territory. There's also an ambivalently helpful snake, devious crows, an insect-grubbing man-child, and a quiet old lady who's killed by the plane crash.

The birds, which are drawn so simply as to be pretty much indistinguishable, talk to each other as if they're exhausted, suggesting androgynous hipsters lounging around all day at a café. Some of them ask basic philosophical questions such as, "Well, like, to what extent are we responsible for the fulfillment of our destinies?" Others get very paranoid about the plane crash and come up with strange hypotheses for what it means. Some of the birds get involved in curious little scenarios, which at times become threatening and dangerous. As for the pilot, he pops a tent, has some bizarre dreams, is annoyed by the birds, and then freaks out and goes on a rampage. In general, not very much happens. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: The Ides of March Reviews, A Dangerous Method for the Win, Giving Remakes a Chance, GLAAD Knocks Tyler, the Creator, & More

The Ides of March

Reviews of George Clooney's The Ides of March are beginning to trickle in.

Some U.S. firms paid more to CEOs than taxes.

David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method tops odds to win Golden Lion.

In Haiti, sexual violence, healthcare neglet plague women, girls.

Matt Zoller Seitz explains why we should give remakes a chance.

Maybe this explains why I still don't have web service on my new Sidekick 4G: The Obama administration on Wednesday filed to block AT&T's proposed $39 billion acquisition of wireless rival T-Mobile USA because of anti-competitive concerns.

GLAAD denounces Tyler, the Creator.

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House Playlist: Purity Ring, Atlas Sound, & Wavves

Purity Ring

Purity Ring, "Belispeak." There's an undeniably sinister undertone to Purity Ring's new single, "Belispeak" (half of a split 7" with Braids), but it's curiously, ingeniously even, juxtaposed with the group's signature minced-and-looped vocal samples, which immediately bring to mind the Cover Girls and various other Latin freestyle acts from the '80s. Still, the track is notably darker than Purity Ring's debut single, "Ungirthed"—its synths chillier (even creepily morphing into the sound of bug legs clicking together) and its lyrics more unsettling: "Drill little holes into my eyelids/That I might see you when I sleep." That's love, folks. Sal Cinquemani

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Summer of '86: Thrill Me!: Night of the Creeps

[Editor's Note: This is the latest entry in our annual "Summer of…" series, co-presented by Aaron Aradillas of Blog Talk Radio's Back By Midnight and Jamey DuVall and Jerry Dennis of Blog Talk Radio's Movie Geeks United! Night of the Creeps was released in theaters on August 22nd, 1986.]

Night of the Creeps

My '80s adolescence was filled with movies about zombies, aliens, exploding heads and axe murderers. And that's just in Night of the Creeps, an amusing exercise in excess that flopped during its summer of '86 release. Director Fred Dekker's kitchen sink approach to comic horror is one of my favorite movies of the '80s and no, it's not because I love movies that begin with "Night of The" (Hunter, Living Dead, Comet, Lepus—OK maybe not Lepus). Night of the Creeps is the "I Love the '80s" of moviemaking. It has every element and cliché ever put into a film made in the greatest decade of my lifetime. Its enthusiastic, go-for-broke gusto is like a guy having a one night stand with the hottest woman he's ever met. Fred Dekker is that guy, and his screenplay is that smokin' hot babe. Because Creeps throws in every move the director knows, as if he may never get the chance to do this again. Let's tick off the veritable cornucopia of '80s movie characteristics. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: Roberto Arango Resigns, Dick Cheney Disses Dubya and Boasts of Power, Jessica Chastain and Angelina Jolie Interviews, & More

Roberto Arango

Puero Rico Sen. Roberto Arango, who spread his ass on gay hooke-up site Grindr, resigns.

In Dick Cheney's new book, the former vice president disses his boss—and boasts of power.

S.T. Vanairsdale has a chat with Jessica Chastain about her breakthrough year.

For Filmmaker, Lauren Wissot reports from the Montreal World Film Festival.

What are Steve Jobs's worst deign decisions?

Angelina Jolie quashes rumors of a secret wedding and admits to fears about writing and directing her first feature film.

Michael Joshua Rowin says goodbye.

Porn filmmaking shut down after performer tests HIV positive.

After months of turmoil that kept Egyptian cinemas empty, can the Middle East's oldest film industry fend off the Hollywood threat to enjoy a creative renaissance?

A.O. Scott on Nicholas Ray's In a Lonely Place:

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Doctor Who: Season 6, Episode 8, "Let's Kill Hitler"

Let's Kill Hitler

After leaving the audience hanging for several months after the revelations at the end of "A Good Man Goes to War", Doctor Who showrunner Steven Moffat is back with a bang, kicking off the second half of the season with an episode packed with his trademark witty dialogue, dazzling perspective shifts, and a surprising number of answers about the mysterious River Song. The deliberately provocative title might suggest a light-hearted romp, in the tradition of most of the show's previous season openers—and the episode does start out that way, but ends up leading to a critical turning point in the lives of the Doctor and his friends. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: MTV Video Music Awards Highs and Lows, Hurricane Irene Aftermath, TV News Addicted to Weather Porn, & More

Katy Perry

At yesterday's MTV Video Music Awards, there were lows, perhaps none lower than Katy Perry's look-at-me, possibly Super Mario Bros.-inspired couture, but there were more highs than expected, among them a sterling performance by Adele. Also, Eric was right: Beyoncé was definitely ovulating when she recorded 4.

Irene left a path of damage, but largely spared the city.

Related: Matt Zoller Seitz feels TV news is addicted to weather porn.

Also: Michele Bachman says Irene, and earthquake, were messages from God.

Laura Miller reviews Errol Morris's Believing Is Seeing.

Richard Neer reviews Terrence Malick's The New World.

There was a time when crap like this wouldn't even be nominated for a Moon Man:

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Understanding Screenwriting #79: The Help, The Whistleblower, Fury, and more

Coming Up In This Column: The Help, The Whistleblower, Red-Headed Woman, Hold Your Man, Fury, They Won't Forget, but first…

Fan Mail: Rob Humanick is thanking me for making sure I got the period at the end of the title of Crazy, Stupid, Love. I would love to accept kudos, but I only put in the commas. It was Keith Uhlich, our eagle-eyed editor, who picked up on the period business. This is not the first time, nor the last, that Keith has saved me from looking like a total idiot in print. Or rather in pixels.

I am afraid I am way too straight to see what David E. calls the "gay envy" in straight films. In the case of Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love. (see, I got the period right this time) Gosling's character seems to me to be a living embodiment of a guy obsessed with Hugh Hefner's 1950s Playboy ideal. As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a straight guy is just a straight guy.

The Help (2011. Screenplay by Tate Taylor, based on the novel by Kathryn Stockett. 146 minutes)

The Help

Yipee, it's August, take one: That means there is finally a film in the multiplexes without stuff we have been inundated with all summer:

There are no comic book heroes.

There are no comic book characters from other Marvel comics that are only in this film to help promote future comic book movies.

There are no explosions, other than dramatic ones.

It is not, in any theater, in 3-D.

Nor is it in any Imax theaters.

There are no aliens.

It is not a tentpole for a future film series.

It is not the next, nor the last, tentpole from a previously established series.

There is not a single teenager in the film.

No actors change bodies in the course of this film.

There are no couples that are trying to have sex without emotional complications.

Except in reference to a certain pie, there is no use of bad language.

There are no fart, dick, or homophobic jokes.

There are no pirates, talking animals or talking cars in this film.

The African-American characters are not just in the film to be killed off so the white hero can get revenge.

However, just to let you know this is indeed a film from the summer of 2011, Emma Stone does appear in the film, but in a serious role. Continue Reading »




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The Blender: J. Cole, Curren$y, Willie the Kid, Chris Brown, & The Weeknd

J. Cole

[Editor's Note: "The Blender" is a new series dedicated to highlighting notable new releases in the mixtape world.]

Next month, perennial rap-rookie-of-the-year contender J. Cole will finally drop his major label debut, Cole World: The Sideline Story. Cole has some big names in his corner, Jay-Z among them, many of them claiming that the upstart MC from "Fayettenam," North Carolina is nothing less than the future of rap—unless, of course, the future of rap turns out to be Drake (probable), Curren$y (less so), or Wale (exceedingly unlikely). All the same, kid's gone through hell trying to get his album finished and released, though as many times as Watch the Throne and Tha Carter IV got pushed back, you might conclude that a rapper hasn't made it big until his album's been delayed three or four times. The early singles from Cole World haven't exactly been fire, though that's not the only reason the album's release will be anticlimactic. Label backing or no, Cole's provided a generous stream of free music to his fans over the past couple of years, and production values aside, his album will mostly be distinguished from his mixtapes by the extent to which it hues to the rap-radio playbook (the perfunctory cameos from Drake and Trey Songz have already been confirmed). Continue Reading »




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Summer of '86: Dragon's Breath: Manhunter, Take Two

[Editor's Note: This is the latest entry in our annual "Summer of…" series, co-presented by Aaron Aradillas of Blog Talk Radio's Back By Midnight and Jamey DuVall and Jerry Dennis of Blog Talk Radio's Movie Geeks United! Manhunter was released in theaters on August 15th, 1986.]

Manhunter

Penetrate the dream, and you'll understand the nightmare. Early in Michael Mann's Manhunter, retired FBI profiler Will Graham (William Petersen) suggests as much during a tense visit to the maximum-security prison cell of infamous flesh-eater, Dr. Hannibal Lecktor (Brian Cox). The two men share a traumatic cat-and-mouse history, and Graham enters this antiseptic lion's den to regain a "scent" for Lecktor's special brand of madness so he can catch a ruthless killer. But Lecktor's mind games cut too deep, gutting Graham's still-healing psyche one carefully modulated word at a time. Even the pressing timeline of a terrifying serial murder case isn't enough to keep Graham from sprinting out of the fortified mental hospital into the fresh open air, his heavy breathing amplified by classic Mann-style synthesizer tones. Insanity like this is infectious, and Graham knows it.

Released theatrically on August 15, 1986, Manhunter signifies two important beginnings: the cinematic introduction of America's favorite cannibal, some five years before Jonathan Demme's Oscar-winning The Silence of the Lambs, and the flowering of director Michael Mann's ice-cold specialist auteurism, a stylistic approach he initiated with 1981's Thief and has perfected in the decades since. Because Manhunter examines Lecktor's mania within the closed off boundaries of Mann's tight professional universe, the character's impact lies in the subtle tweaks of Brian Cox's marvelously evil performance, a smoldering combination of thinly veiled smiles and slicked back charm that is wonderfully opposed to Anthony Hopkins's lip-smacking showboat turn. In Cox's hands, Lecktor treats serial killing as a calling, respecting the nuance and detail of his work just as Will and his FBI colleagues do with their own investigation. A few brief but crucial scenes show how Lecktor manipulates the entire narrative of Manhunter by subverting Will's trust in institutional procedure. Rules and regulations can't contain Lecktor's flair for the evilly dramatic, controlling each character's fate like a demented cat pawing at its helpless prey. Only Mann's blue-moon color schemes and sporadically dynamic slow-motion shots evoke a world apart from Lecktor's maniacal omniscience. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: Hurricane Irene Closes In, Graham Leggat R.I.P., The Rough Magic of Louie, Philip Glass and Vera Farmiga Interviews, & More

Hurricane Irene

East Coasters, please be safe this weekend.

Sad news this morning from the San Francisco Film Society. Graham Leggat, who stepped down as SFFS executive director just last month, died yesterday after an 18-month battle with cancer.

Christopher Hitchens asks us not to lose sight of the crimes of Muammar el-Qaddafi.

Matt Zoller Seitz on the brilliance of the best show on television, Louie.

Philip Glass discusses his influences.

Michael Musto interviews Vera Farmiga.

David Bordwell remembers the rules and ruses of Raúl Ruiz.

BP hates polar bears.

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Summer of '86: We Don't Invent Our Natures…: Manhunter, Take One

[Editor's Note: This is the latest entry in our annual "Summer of…" series, co-presented by Aaron Aradillas of Blog Talk Radio's Back By Midnight and Jamey DuVall and Jerry Dennis of Blog Talk Radio's Movie Geeks United! Manhunter was released in theaters on August 15th, 1986.]

Manhunter

I was never quite as taken as everyone else was when I first saw The Silence of the Lambs in 1991. After just coming off of two post-punk films which married comedy to violence in unpredictable ways (Something Wild and Married to the Mob) Lambs seemed like a dank, watered-down, miscalculated step into typical thriller territory for director Jonathan Demme. Worse, its Oscar wins seemed to temporarily derail Demme's career for a while, as he pursued projects more for their awards-worthiness than for any personal interest in the material. Admittedly, Anthony Hopkins' performance as serial killer Hannibal Lecter was electrifying. But the fact that this cannibal killer was imprisoned in what looked like a dungeon struck me as both phony and a little too on-the-nose in its attempt to force Jodie Foster's heroine to descend into Hades every time she needed more help with her case. So deliberately unusual was Hopkins' glassy-eyed intensity and odd vocal inflection, it was years before I connected his character to Brian Cox's Hannibal Lecktor (sic) in Manhunter, a film I had caught in theaters just five years earlier. Continue Reading »




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Links for the Day: Steve Jobs Steps Down as Apple CEO, Washington Monument Cracked, Anthony Bourdain's Unsavory Culinary Elitism, & More

Steve Jobs

Steven P. Jobs, whose insistent vision that he knew what consumers wanted made Apple one of the world's most valuable and influential companies, is stepping down as chief executive, the company announced late Wednesday.

Related: Five ways Jobs changed the movie industry.

The list of top cities for same-sex couples as a portion of the population does not include San Francisco.

Peter Bogdanovich reviews Orson Welles's The Trial.

Tuesday's magnitude-5.8 earthquake leaves cracks in Washington Monument.

For The New York Times, Frank Bruni on the unsavory culinary elitism of Anthony Bourdain, this time directed at Paula Deen.

Below, St. Vincent's video for "Cruel":

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Of Living Obsolete: Denis Johnson's Train Dreams

The Night CircusDespite its mostly linear cradle-to-grave movement, Denis Johnson's Train Dreams makes two very notable exceptions to make clear what it's after, introducing us to its subject well past his birth and receding from his death at the book's conclusion. The subject is Robert Grainier, a Depression-era laborer who makes a living on the construction of railways, but the framework is his curse—its placement and its lifting.

The novella opens with Grainier on the site of a railway in progress, where a Chinese laborer has been accused of theft; seeing a group of whites struggle to wrestle the Chinese laborer up the slope of a cliff, Grainier joins in, eventually handling the victim's feet and asserting himself as primary among the captors. The Chinese laborer escapes anyway, maneuvering the partial trestle of cliffside tracks like monkey bars, and the assaulters go their own ways. Grainier's own way is through the woods and back to his young wife and daughter at home, along which he pauses to consider what he just did and almost did. Over the course of a two-mile detour, he decides that the Chinese laborer must have placed a curse on him, and that tragedy is in store. Continue Reading »




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