DVD Review: The United States of Leland on Paramount Home Entertainment

The film is—to quote the great Brittany Murphy—“music to cut your wrists” to.

The United States of LelandWriter-director Matthew Ryan Hoge’s The United States of Leland is Sundance twaddle of the highest degree (yes, it’s worse than Pieces of April). You know the type: self-conscious, mostly pointless examinations of fringe folk coping with travesty and alienation in the suburbs of America, all played for woe-is-us, universal gravitas.

Possibly the most egregious indie of the last five years, this self-important creation casts Ryan Gosling as a troubled young man (sporting Jake Gyllenhaal’s Donnie Darko hairdo and girlfriend) accused of killing a mentally handicapped boy. Why? This critic doesn’t know, and you sure as hell won’t know either by the time the film’s credits roll—which is more or less the point of this clueless, Camus-lite examination of “why we do the things we do.”

Hoge peeks in on a small community of people whose lives are just exploding. There’s no build-up (like there is in, say, Robert Altman’s Short Cuts, to which Hoge is obviously indebted): Becky is still on heroin (you will ask, “Why?”), and this dude Allen (Chris Klein) is living in her house (again, “Why?”), and seems to have some kind of history with this blond girl, Julie (Michelle Williams), who may be related to Becky, expect she isn’t ever really referred to as the sister of the dead boy, so who the hell knows who she is.

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When Leland (Gosling) goes to juvie, a teacher (Don Cheadle) tries to figure out why he “did what he did.” It’s hard to say what’s more insufferable here: the incessant, nails-on-chalkboard pitch of Gosling’s trite narration (“There’s another thing to learn about tears,” he says during one of his anecdote-heavy, adolescent observations) or the fact that no one in the film has a natural conversation. “You know what’s the thing about earthquakes?” says Leland. No, I don’t, and I really don’t care. And neither do the guys at the end of Short Cuts.

Image/Sound

Both image and sound are lovely and unassuming, but every frame of the film and every syllable of Ryan Gosling’s narration is enough to cut one’s wrist. That can’t be a good thing, right?

Extras

Trailers for The United States of Leland, Love Me If You Dare, I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead, Northfork, And Now Ladies & Gentlemen, and The Reckoning.

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Overall

As self-centered as its title, The United States of Leland is—to quote the great Brittany Murphy—“music to cut your wrists” to.

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 Cast: Ryan Gosling, Kevin Spacey, Don Cheadle, Chris Klein, Jena Malone, Lena Olin, Michelle Williams, Martin Donovan, Ann Magnuson  Director: Matthew Ryan Hoge  Screenwriter: Matthew Ryan Hoge  Distributor: Paramount Home Entertainment  Running Time: 104 min  Rating: R  Year: 2004  Release Date: September 7, 2004  Buy: Video

Ed Gonzalez

Ed Gonzalez is the co-founder of Slant Magazine. A member of the New York Film Critics Circle, his writing has appeared in The Village Voice, The Los Angeles Times, and other publications.

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