Review: Sky High

The film is all about bullies, PG-rated house parties, nerd-dunking, “That’s my boy” winking, and vapid teen romance.

Sky High
Photo: Walt Disney Pictures

“When everyone’s super, no one will be,” chuckled Incredibles archvillain Syndrome, and, intentionally or not, Disney’s new candy-colored fantasy seems bent on legitimizing his threat. Following so close in the footsteps of another superhero fiasco, Fantastic Four, it’s at first a relief to watch the Marvel ethic shifted to suburban family dynamics, where super couple Captain Stronghold (Kurt Russell) and Josie Jetstream (Kelly Preston), usually incognito selling real state, have to miss son Will’s (Michael Angarano) first day of high school in order to vanquish a robotic behemoth flattening the city.

The yellow bus sprouts turbines and darts above the clouds, and Will soon finds himself in Sky High, Dad’s spartan alma mater, which is evocative, in more than one way, of a Len Riefenstahl mountain top. In a rare moment of wit, phys-ed anxiety is cleverly channeled as the freshmen have to show their superpowers in front of the class under coach Bruce Campbell’s razzing scrutiny, to be heralded as heroes or demoted to sidekicks. “Sounds fascist,” quips Will’s ecologically-gifted “hippie” pal (Danielle Panabaker), though of course the film remains fluffily oblivious to the implications of prepubescent confusion in the face of parental expectations.

Will’s confession of his lowly “hero-support” status to proudly brawny Russell might be the closest the Disney gloss allows for a coming-out moment, yet it’s not long until the boy’s super-strength arrives for the picture to ecstatically herald his newfound, supposedly normalizing brute force. From then on it’s the tried-and-true route of bullies, PG-rated house parties, nerd-dunking, “That’s my boy” winking, and vapid teen romance; all director Mike Mitchell has to do is connect the dots for the upcoming Disney Channel series.

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Russell uses his Dudley Do-Right jaw and upswept pompadour to nice comic effect, and Campbell and Kids in the Hall alums David Foley and Kevin McDonald offer some relief from the tedium, but the film remains condescending child’s play. In that sense, the climactic prom night is apt: After inevitably referencing Carrie, the sequence has all the characters turn into babies, an all-too-apt extension of the film’s tendency to infantilize its own themes.

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 Cast: Michael Angarano, Danielle Panabaker, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston, Steven Strait, Dee Jay Daniels, Nicholas Braun, Kelly Vitz, Bruce Campbell, Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Lynda Carter, Jake Sandvig, Will Harris, Kevin Heffernan, Khadijah, Malika, Cloris Leachman  Director: Mike Mitchell  Screenwriter: Paul Hernandez, Mark McCorkle, Bob Schooley  Distributor: Walt Disney Pictures  Running Time: 100 min  Rating: PG  Year: 2005  Buy: Video, Soundtrack

Fernando F. Croce

Fernando F. Croce is a San Francisco-based film writer whose work has been published in Film Comment, Reverse Shot, MUBI, and Fandor. He runs the website CinePassion.

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